Evelynne Plate

comedienne, podcast junkie, future mom of a child star

[Evelynne Plate @LynPlate]

@tjvanhattan

[Evelynne Plate @LynPlate]

When did hair tie technology change? They used to all have metal that yanked your hair out. I miss my bald spots. #bringbackoldhairties

[Evelynne Plate @LynPlate]

I'm actually getting arrested Tuesday, so if you could all send me money, that would be great.

[natasha lyonne @nlyonne]

Is it too late to become a nepo baby?

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Me listening to F2F

[Evelynne Plate @LynPlate]

Adding this to our road trip playlist

[Webyabois @Webyabois1]

If at any point you enjoyed "shake it off" by Taylor Swift you should not legally have aux privileges in the lower 48.

[Evelynne Plate @LynPlate]

Will definitely be listening to Songbird all day 😢

[Evelynne Plate @LynPlate]

My son rules because we just got so excited about the after credits scene in Sonic 2 that we did simultaneous coffee grinders.

[Evelynne Plate @LynPlate]

Worth it.

[Evelynne Plate @LynPlate]

Walking out of the restaurant this evening, my five year old son says to the waitress: "I like your lipstick color!"

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Prayers up for Tua Tagovailoa 🙏

Out of respect for him, nothing related to his injury will be posted, retweeted, or shown here (wish the broadcast had that policy)

Best wishes from NOTSC on a speedy recovery

[Evelynne Plate @LynPlate]

Me: comes home with 50 shopping bags

My mate: what's all that???

Me: ugh just more political ads

[Evelynne Plate @LynPlate]

I'm exactly the shade of white person who uses chick fil a sauce as yum yum sauce.

[Evelynne Plate @LynPlate]

PSA: if someone orders food without meat, don't put meat in it...

[Hip Hop All Day @HipHopAllDay]

Somewhere out in Copenhagen there is a girl, who has been trying to tell her friends for the last 10 years that she fcked Kendrick Lamar, that is just having the BEST day

[Evelynne Plate @LynPlate]

My age is about to start with a 3, and I still can't stop laughing when Big Boi says "just a bitch" at the end of Roses.

[Evelynne Plate @LynPlate]

No no no no no

[Variety @Variety]

Louie Anderson, Emmy-Winning Comedian, Dies at 68 https://t.co/nNTWDanDfQ

[Evelynne Plate @LynPlate]

I didn't get my dream job so I ate a bagel with expired chocolate frosting. I guess I can add "resilient" to my LinkedIn skills now.

[SUMMER WALKER @IAMSUMMERWALKER]

🖤

[Grandzaddy Bri 👽 Smartistabeauty @BriHallOfficial]

Summer Walker making ‘Bitter’ the first song on Still Over It