Jamie Lynch

There is always hope

[big duntles @biglunty]

We all know she had her moments but Nanna was an unforgettable woman. We’ll be holding a small memorial service for her this Friday at Kirkdale Community Centre

[Pól Ó Corragáin @LessThanPaulC]

Those videos doing the rounds from Dundalk this evening are absolutely horrendous.

There's no trouble or anything, Dundalk is just a shithole

[clithony findertano @ducktelevision]

sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a pup cup (8-16 beers)

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

My parents would do a bit where my mom would tuck me in and my dad would come in as the "tuck-in inspector" and find my mom's job to be subpar. He'd step out in the hallway and fire her and she'd scream, begging and pleading for her job, even offering sexual favors sometimes.

[Jon Hopkins @jonhopswan]

You only realise how much you piss over your own legs when you wear shorts to the pub.

[BW @bwafc_]

In Budapest any fat birds need porking

[David @Daveyeahhh]

Will have to get a portable one. Not having my gaff look like a kebab shop.

[- @lfcmike__]

Fair play. For a club like Palace that’s an outrageous trophy haul

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

you better not be strutting around topless pretending to be Freddie Mercury in front of some pensioners round the back where the bins are when I get home!!!!

me :

[☔️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (🏆) @12_AVFC]

even they can’t believe it ffs 😭😭😭😭

[Adriano Del Monte @adriandelmonte]

Ollie Watkins just scored a double to beat Man City, away, after a 3 day session in Istanbul.

[Andy Dyer @Andy_Dyer_NOVA]

@Ravenismeee If you think about it Is it really that hard to imagine the $3 trillion dollar banking industry being two steps ahead of some chick on X that goes by Raven?

[Jamie Lynch @Lyncchh]

Fuck me man

[Jamie Lynch @Lyncchh]

Pep leaving city means I can finally stop hating him

[Ste @LFC92]

Been told Slot is gone.

Apparently Caroline in the canteen told him he needed to press, he lost the plot and threw his omelette across the room like a frisbee but she was pointing at the button on the Nespresso machine.

[Port @fullporte]

@keaaaaley It’s all relative

The bottle is made of 13.5%

The glass you drink is 13.5%

Every sip you take is 13.5%

Are you retarded

[Chris 🦝 (READ BIO!!) @TrashPanda08x]

Notice how they're not killing the journalist:

Israel: 0
Gorillas: 1

[Andy Cantwell @AndyCantwell]

New guy on The Overlap is the worst craic ever (part 5)

[𝙎👼🏻 @SZade15]

This is the most Israel-coded trend I’ve ever seen

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

Hodgson was 20 when Sgt Pepper's came out. He was having wild hallucinogenic sex to "Being for the Benefit of Mr Kite" and was managing in Sweden in time for the height of prog. 50 years later he could be overseeing a pre-match warm-up as Beabadoobee plays on the PA. What a life