david

the pauper of the surf | the jester of tortuga | rap, politics, sports, snark

[david @LynchDavid]

New grill alert 🚨🚨🚨

[david @LynchDavid]

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[MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors]

MLB Owners Vote To Extend Commissioner Rob Manfred https://t.co/ohurrK7B2a

[david @LynchDavid]

His wife AND mother???

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@yamizgerg Dayummm

[david @LynchDavid]

Happy National Hot Dog Day to all the eastern and central time zone homies!!

[david @LynchDavid]

The guy who just lost the election keeps dropping whiny opeds about why the guy who beat him was a bad choice🌽🌽🌽

[Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune]

Paul Vallas: The City Council's scrutiny of the mayor's police superintendent nominee is going to be critical given the mayor's indifference toward crime. https://t.co/K4gTFfGOgC

[david @LynchDavid]

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HAPPY NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY!!!!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Moira Rose Vocabulary

pettifogging | noun | quibbling over trifles

[david @LynchDavid]

Putting aside my fury as a diehard baseball fan…
Would any other business tolerate the kind of nonsense from its CEO that @MLB puts up with from Rob Manfred?

[FanGraphs Baseball @fangraphs]

I Was Supposed to Write About Elly De La Cruz Today https://t.co/vGO79TJSfN

[david @LynchDavid]

Graduated last week!

[david @LynchDavid]

Sometimes the TL just lines up @SheaSerrano

[david @LynchDavid]

RIP to the great traffic cone in the sky. We hardly knew ye

[The Seattle Times @seattletimes]

The Space Needle roof will be repainted white this month as the Seattle landmark's 60th anniversary draws to a close. https://t.co/NkxDKnZWJL

[david @LynchDavid]

Now do winning seasons

[SIS_Baseball @sis_baseball]

White Sox get their 50th home run robbery since we started tracking them in 2004

Only Tigers (54) have more in that time

[david @LynchDavid]

Happy birthday weed!

[david @LynchDavid]

Incredible photo choice

[The Associated Press @AP]

Thanks to the pitch clock, the action is moving much faster at Major League Baseball games.

That leaves a little less time for fans to buy beer, pushing at least four teams to extend alcohol sales through the eighth inning this season. https://t.co/CD1xV4KKDC

[david @LynchDavid]

Is that jake from state farm at the #WNBADraft

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Randy Arozarena jeez

[James Fegan @JRFegan]

Yoán Moncada made the WBC All-Tournament team

[david @LynchDavid]

Tom Cruise lookin like the cartel has him moving weight in the Ozarks

[New York Post @nypost]

Tom Cruise missed Oscars to avoid seeing ex Nicole Kidman in person: report https://t.co/0yuWp2EhhT