Lynn Katzenmeyer

Writer, reader, and cat picture connoisseur living the dream in southern Minnesota.

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@adina_l Compounded for me everytime the subtitles were too slow and the Norwegian sounded more like Rose's nonsense words than they should

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Me: binge watching Golden Girls
Also me: obsessed with #Beforeigners
Natural conclusions have been reached

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@RusSleepy Blanche may have been the thirtstiest Golden Girl but only cause we now know where Rose's heart was 😍

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It's my first non-holiday or surgery day off since I started my rejoined the workforce last April and I'm looking at my honey do list like..... Fuck. I'm honey. It's my do list.

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@jillinterrupted this is happening and I demand you join me for it

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

Get your buns in theaters! 🍔🎬

Watch the new trailer for the #BobsBurgersMovie, rolling into theaters on May 27.

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The trick is to tell yourself in January that you're only allowed to read 100, then realize by February,when you're at 60 books, opt to change the goal to only 100 more then give up and somehow get to over 500. Ooops maybe next year

[Kini @kinilei1]

I have questions for all the folks that read 200+ books this year, how? How do you balance work, family, other commitments? Do you sleep?
How do you remember the books you read, like plot?

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@RomMFA In days of yore the romance novelist had to hand pulp the hard wood into the glistening paper folds of smut. Now, we just finger keyboards and shoot ink with laser printers.

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#Beforeigners season two. Merry Christmas to me!!

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@EKingstonBooks For me, it was when I really realized that reviews aren't for me, they're for readers. Hahah but I definitely have screenshots of those ones saved to my computer.

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@EKingstonBooks Reviewer read three books in a series bang bang bang and each review commented about the disrespect for other readers for cursing and taking the God's name in vain...in a book about polytheistic werewolves. By book three they gave me three stars so maybe I got less blasphemous?

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As trick or treaters come and go, my husband has assured me that we have a strategic butterfinger reserve.

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@JccWrites I'm just doing my best to stay out of the way and hope there isn't any more delays!

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A remodel has meant not a lot of writing going on but a ton of reading. Every day at least one of these books runs through my mind like a 90s earworm https://t.co/eUCQJ3ghvN

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@Jenny_Schwartz @amazon This cover is GORGEOUS. I love the Alice in Wonderland-y vibe from this! Very fitting.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“why do you constantly dissociate instead of living in the real world?” ma’am the real world doesn’t have dragons

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@jillinterrupted Can't wait to play it when you get back from Vegas!

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In honor of Eye of the Void's audio release, here's something from Adrian's recipe cards: Souvlaki. https://t.co/qtWdD90ZLx

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@Anja57362003 Oh my goodness this is amazing! Thank you so much this made my day! (Also thanks for reading I'm glad you liked it!)

[Alex @BlogSpells]

To kick off day 2 of Monster Week, enjoy a guest post from @dhwillison, (author of Finding Your Harpy Place) in which he asks, What IS a monster?

Stay tuned for the human monster feature later today.
https://t.co/3TXpo7cM7P

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Ursa Minors comes out tomorrow, but I want to talk about my Impostor Syndrome. I know I'm not alone in the #WritingCommunity Tell me your stories of feeling like the Impostor. https://t.co/xcvX1fNuPH