Lynn Mayer

Dogist, catist, humanist, realist, rationalist, optimist, happiest with hubbiest. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think.

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@JoJoFromJerz I'm glad this was on Fox News, so (hopefully) his supporters will see it and start to realize this guy should not be in charge of ANYTHING!

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@JeriLRyan This country needs to pre-screen everyone running for public office. Background checks (as for any other job), basic intel test, test to confirm mental/emotional stability, etc. Our representatives are getting ridiculous!

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@JDeanSCS Looks like Vegas is keeping its eye on you! :-)

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@SenWarren ONE senator should never have that power. How did that become possible, and how can it be abolished?

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Does anyone know why they are NOT using bloodhounds to track down the fugitive in PA? Seems like it would be the perfect scenario for those dogs to help.
Do the police not use them any more?

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@MeetThePress @VivekGRamaswamy Please QUIT GIVING THIS idiot so much coverage! There are far too many voters who vote based on name recognition and NOT on competency, capability, or common sense!

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@BillKristol He must know his "opponents" are all LETTING him win, right? He can't be that delusional, right? He couldn't be that dumb, right? He could never get elected again, right?

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I know it's never happened before and is therefore "big news," but do we really need live media coverage of every single second of Trump's journey to jail (I wish), I mean, to turn himself in, today?

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@ruthbenghiat The size of his motorcade should NOT be up to him. This is such a ridiculous waste of local/federal taxpayer money!

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@petestrzok OMG. They DO know he's not the current POTUS, right?

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@smondello I don't know from personal experience, but if mug shots are anything like my state's drivers license photos, you're told to NOT smile. Those who ARE smiling do look a lot friendlier... but dumber (don't they know where they are?).

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@ananavarro Ask him to replace the real Santos. He'd have to be WAY better!

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@NBCNews Even if the sirens had gone off, people would've thought "Hurricane is getting closer!" not "Fire!" and hunkered down inside. This blame-game is pointless.

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@DLgodlessbitch I wonder if the New Testament was written because, as more people began to read & become educated about the world around them, they rejected the Old Testament's violence, ridiculousness, & use of horror/fear to control everyone. The NT was a kinder, gentler means of control.

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@Jason Ah, it's okay. Don't worry about the threats. He said "Peace out" at the end!

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@LaikenJordahl It's not going ACROSS the river, it's going down the center, right? So it's not interfering with the flow of the river. Just preventing living things from getting from one side of the river to the other. That's NOT a good thing, tho.

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@RpsAgainstTrump I'm sure that by "Take care of the people," Trump means give them free food. I seriously doubt he's offering to pay for anything, not even his own food.

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@thehill Why the "coverage" of him walking to Marine One? Desperately hoping to get another shot of him tripping?

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@fluffyguy Glad you are all okay! I can't wait to hear the hilarious story you'll soon be telling about what happened. ;-)

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@TheGoodLiars Ugh. Regardless of the party affiliation, maybe we need to require that citizens be proven to be minimally intelligent (pass a simple IQ test?) before being allowed to vote.