Lyon8Jolyon

I knew the definition of “Deplorable” BEFORE 9/9/16

[Lyon8Jolyon @Lyon_LA]

@MrAndyNgo @kilojoule_kj Mr. Andy Ngo ladies and gentlemen, a man who spends his days sucking up to a cross section of humanity who 50 years ago wouldn’t have let him buy a house in their neighborhood, and still wouldn’t today if they could get away with it. Let’s give him a big hand!

[Lyon8Jolyon @Lyon_LA]

@MollyJongFast Wonder what the Wardrobe Department's research on Fox News is like? "Purple dresses are tracking well with the stupid-poor as well as the feckless-rich, we should pick up a few. Ohhh, Laura would kill in purple, TOTALLY a good look for someone pretending to be a Doctor!"

[Lyon8Jolyon @Lyon_LA]

@larrymacdougall @eyeofnewt_books Is the Kickstarter closed, or am I a twit who can't figure out Kickstarter?

[Lyon8Jolyon @Lyon_LA]

OK, so 3 more months of quarantine, and @lacountysheriff leading the way with no mask, no distancing, not a care in the world. #mybadgemakesmeimmune #copsknowbetterthansciencepeople

[Lyon8Jolyon @Lyon_LA]

@jolyontheroad I just saw one of your old travel guides on EBay. My full name is Jolyon Atwood Reese, and I just was a little taken aback at how close our names (and both very unusual) happened to be.

[Lyon8Jolyon @Lyon_LA]

@ericsketch @13KCliffy @LAKings I second the return!!!!!!

[Lyon8Jolyon @Lyon_LA]

@TheFourthPeriod Cliffy!!! Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lyon8Jolyon @Lyon_LA]

@Tatsu_Yuzu38 As a fellow grad of SKS, and a fan of Japan ice hockey clubs (my fiancée is from Hokkaido) would love to get my hands on one of your IceBucks jerseys. Looking to sport it during my old man hockey games out here in Los Angeles. Happy to pay for shipping and such!

[Lyon8Jolyon @Lyon_LA]

@PatreonSupport Would you please, please, PLEASE just stop with all this BS verification nonsense every time I log in from a different device?!?! I have verified my work computer three times! My damn BANK doesn't put me through as much crap as you people do! Enough already.

[Lyon8Jolyon @Lyon_LA]

@LAAirportPD My driver just tried to pull into his assigned curb at TBIT, there was some random Toyota parked there, and when he honked to get the guy to move, not only did you not clear out the Toyota, but you handed my driver a citation. What exactly is going on over there?

[Lyon8Jolyon @Lyon_LA]

#DuringSexDontYellOut Undisclosed lower body injury!!

[Lyon8Jolyon @Lyon_LA]

@MastoDonJuan @klizlo5 @JadyJacobson @samssila @andylassner Also, everyone lost when Donny got elected, you just seem too dim to realize it. (Is bwahuhhahu the noise you make when you cousin nails you in the pooper, what is that exactly?)

[Lyon8Jolyon @Lyon_LA]

@MastoDonJuan @klizlo5 @JadyJacobson @samssila @andylassner Learn how to thread a Tweet Trumpsterfire, a 14 year old can do it.

[Lyon8Jolyon @Lyon_LA]

@MastoDonJuan @klizlo5 @JadyJacobson @samssila @andylassner That’s actually two words Cletus...

[Lyon8Jolyon @Lyon_LA]

@MastoDonJuan @klizlo5 @JadyJacobson @samssila @andylassner I’m glad you took time out of a busy day screwing your cousin behind the Piggly Wiggly to weigh in on this, it means a lot. Oh, and I didn’t decide on her beliefs, I just pointed out that they keep her from actually qualifying as a Christian. You can go back to your cousin now...

[Lyon8Jolyon @Lyon_LA]

@realDonaldTrump And all the garbage people will cheer as you do...

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@NHL @GoldenKnights If you didn’t complain about the draft structure last Summer, and you didn’t assume that they would suck and make jokes like everyone else (myself included) YOU DON’T GET TO COMPLAIN NOW!

[Lyon8Jolyon @Lyon_LA]

@breebxtler @andylassner Auto correct keeps changing Tomi to Toni or Tonya, or whatever. Auto correct should just go all in and change it to “bleached blonde garbage person”

[Lyon8Jolyon @Lyon_LA]

@vfrdave1 @GordonnBombay @jimmykimmel He is some asswhipe hiding behind a fictional character, I doubt he has ever belonged to much of anything.