Aaron Lyons

I don’t know.

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@GavinNewsom Please stop giving most of our water to almond farmers. They’re not small farmers. They’re big corporations. Have them buy their water from Coca-Cola like the rest of us do.

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@AmericanAir But we the oversold plan never did a temp check or ask any sort of Covid questions. It’s not so much about what YOU are doing to disinfect or clean. It’s about a sardine can full of people who may be carriers. If you’re selling so many tickets , add more flights.

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@AmericanAir living our lives? socially distanced. Being on public transport?socially distanced. Getting to airport? socially distanced. Running Thru security and waiting at terminal? socially distanced. Onboard American Airlines? “What’s socially distanced”?

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Hey media, stop arguing over WHY this unstable, gun toting terrorist killed these people. Start shining a light on the roots of the problem of domestic, home grown, terrorist white men with guns.

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It’s FRIENDS’ FRIDAY. This week, my friend Abigail. Beautiful stained glass pieces w/ a % of all sales going to nonprofits. So, she’s talented and generous of spirit. See how she can help you enhance the sun’s rays in new and unique ways. https://t.co/qHw7ytXsFu #stainedglass

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#friendsfriday #fridayfriends

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This week’s Friday Friend is @DashaKittredge
Dasha is a long time collaborator, spectacular human, and intrepid co-creator of this Adventure

Set sail via phone, computer, or VR headsets. (Chrome browser works best).

Pay What You Can Tickets here: https://t.co/ukVcyNlSP4

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@LAist @elinashatkin But seriously, glad you’re promoting local businesses. Nice story about a locally grown business.

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@LAist @elinashatkin A famous person once worked for a living?

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@Sparrowhawk237 No. We’re not okay. I thought I was okay. Once. When I was a child. Was happy when I was happy, sad when sad, bored when bored. But thanks to the pharmaceutical industry, I now know I’m not okay. But they can make me okay. Okay?

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@GroovyBruce I couldn’t have said it better myself.

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Welcome to FRIDAY FRIENDS where I promote the kick-assedness of a different friend each week. This week: Rebecca Ahn and her self defense course by women for women. Launching Monday. https://t.co/7gY5L0GQkv #SelfDefense #FridayFriends

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Sometimes, when watching a show, I’ll hear the line, “I’m sorry, I probablysound insane. I haven’t left the apartment in three weeks....” #simplertimes #growingcold #empathyinretreat

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@GroovyBruce

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And...breathe... “Levar Burton Reads.”The podcast. Highly recommend. Like a good scotch, this man’s voice and talent gets better with age. “But you don’t have to take my word for it...” And in honor of @levarburton I give to you this image I found on the Internet.

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@RalphsGrocery hey Ralphs.... if you want me to self checkout, you should give me some monetary insentive to do so. #idontworkhere Better yet, hire more employees to work at more than one or two registers at a time. #stopbeingsocheap

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Not that anyone ever reads my tweets, but... I’d like you to sit in this for a minute: 71% of people on the Internet live in countries where they could be arrested for voicing their opinion on social media.

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Over 140 Capitol Police confronting rioters. Some getting speared with flagpoles. Getting overrun “We’ve lost the line!” Yet only one officer fired shots? #wp4bl #whiteprivilege

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@etanthomas36 In education: college. In life: early grade school.

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Called a business’ phone number to deal with...business. Person who answers obviously doesn’t speak English as a first language: “Hello, thank you for calling. I’m sorry, but can I hold you for just one second?” I knew what they meant, but I almost started to cry. #pleaseholdme