Lyons Legends

The Official Twitter Account of the Lyons Legends Dynasty Fantasy Baseball League

[Lyons Legends @LyonsLegends]

Forever

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Fuck the packers

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

For those of you who don’t understand, in college football terms this would be like Notre Dame’s schedule

[Maine South HS Baseball @MaineSouthBases]

Final Four is set #IHSAStateFinals🏆

The journey began with 151 Class 4A teams across Illinois. Now, only 4 remain.

Congratulations to the teams advancing to the @IHSA_IL Class 4A State Semifinals

@CaravanBaseball
@BaseballNCHS
@baseballLVille

See you in Joliet #StateBound

[juggs reinhold @gfisworse]

i know we do this around here every few months but please reply or qt this with your favorite 30 rock bit, i need to be in 30 rock land for a while

[Lukasz Dusza @DuszaLukasz]

Unpopular opinion: Illinois can annex northern Indiana, and Chicago can expand its boundary to cover Hammond. This way, the Chicago Bears stay in Chicago and Illinois. 🫡

[Lyons Legends @LyonsLegends]

GeoSports · May 7th
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970 / 1,000
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[Lyons Legends @LyonsLegends]

I just went 83-79 on CHASIN' 117. Can you break 117 wins? https://t.co/6cQJQEyT6A

[Lyons Legends @LyonsLegends]

This is the quote of a scared opponent

[SleeperPackers @SleeperPackers]

Keisean Nixon on the Packers-Bears rivalry:

“They hate us more than we hate them. We’ve been worried about other teams…

Our process is not the Chicago Bears. Thats not our Super Bowl. Our process is to win the NFC North first. We gotta beat them anyway”

[Lyons Legends @LyonsLegends]

What a fuckin loser

[Chris Emma @CEmma670]

Mayor Brandon Johnson on the Soldier Field game day traffic: "Let me tell you how bad it is — Bears vs. Packers, I'm at the game, we're losing. I decide to leave to beat the traffic. Before I get out of the footprint, the Bears had come back to win."

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The #Madden27 Cover:

[Lyons Legends @LyonsLegends]

@KurtBenkert @TheUFL @BenJohnson plz

[Lyons Legends @LyonsLegends]

GeoSports · May 18th
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[Lyons Legends @LyonsLegends]

@BaseballWRLD_ Hoerner

[Dave @davebftv]

Caleb Williams, Luther Burden, Colston Loveland, Rome Odunze, and Jahdae Walker all putting in work together

[Lyons Legends @LyonsLegends]

GeoSports · May 9th
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840 / 1,000
https://t.co/4aEbkJQytG

[Lyons Legends @LyonsLegends]

Reminder 1.0833 pts deducted for every out over 84 IP @AndyBauer

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Coby Bryant @_CobyBryant_]

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