Lys Farrell

I do things occasionally

[Lys Farrell @LysFarrell]

Life is a highway and I’m gonna ride it only during the day time, in the right lane, and with proper visibility conditions

[Lys Farrell @LysFarrell]

@di_dancs I feel like they’re designed to be dipped in coffee, unless it’s an exceptionally moist donut, which they usually aren’t from the stores. This is also a problem that extends to all cake donuts in general

[Lys Farrell @LysFarrell]

@StephenKing Can you write a companion novel to 11/22/63 except it’s 8/31/97 and someone tries to go back and stop Princess Diana from being killed? Thank you in advance🖤

[Liz @lzreads]

if the public library has a million fans, i am one of them. if the public library has ten fans, i am one of them. if the public library has only one fan, it’s me. if the public library has no fans, that means i am no longer on this earth.

[Lys Farrell @LysFarrell]

redownloaded Twitter just to post this

[Lys Farrell @LysFarrell]

@di_dancs one for breakfast, one after lunch as a snack with coffee, one after dinner before bed. I don’t make the rules

[Lys Farrell @LysFarrell]

what a duo

[Lys Farrell @LysFarrell]

idk what the girl in the car next to me at the red light is screaming about but she’s right

[Lys Farrell @LysFarrell]

gf with a full 30 min bedtime routine of skincare, matching pajama set, candle, music, tea. bf who falls asleep with the lights on and still in jeans

[Lys Farrell @LysFarrell]

Crocheting, reading for fun, going for walks, shopping at Boscovs, staying in my lane

[Lys Farrell @LysFarrell]

4 out of 5 elderly folks I passed on my walk today did not say hi/wave back to me despite looking me dead in my eyes while I said it……I’ll be filing a formal complaint to whoever is in charge of old people I guess? God? AARP? Idk

[Lys Farrell @LysFarrell]

@radconnn she needed an update

[Lys Farrell @LysFarrell]

my life can now be categorized as Before Dune (B.D.) and After Dune (A.D.)

[Lys Farrell @LysFarrell]

@di_dancs I always have to separately add sea salt and I just can’t get past it

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Me, after I win an argument.

[tori 🎃 @trickortori]

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