Lady Lysa Arryn

Lady of the Vale, widow of the King's Hand. Loving mother of the most delicious and wonderful boy in all the realm. Not affiliated w/ HBO® or Game of Thrones.

[Lady Lysa Arryn @LysaArryn]

@rilaws not sure you needed to type it out yourself

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SORRY I'VE BEEN GONE SO LONG EVERYONE. Robin has just been STARVING and we've barely made it out of the nursery in DAYS.

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@LyannaStark1 THEY WERE JUST VERY CLUMSY. :[ @NiceQueenCersei @TheMaidOfTarth

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#gladyoucame to visit, @CatelynStark. Maybe next time we can actually HAVE an execution, so sorry to disappoint!

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@LyannaStark1 You'd THINK, and yet we've lost at least three clumsy handmaidens. CARELESS little things. @NiceQueenCersei @TheMaidOfTarth

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@NiceQueenCersei For the Moon Door? Of course! It's a very COMPLICATED piece of machinery. @TheMaidOfTarth

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I find it most interesting that everyone gets all judgey about a bit of tit-milk and yet that vulgar dwarf's jokes are HILARIOUS. Hmph.

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@BronnOverBrains I had the new mountainmaid clean it up. Such a bother. @waymarroyce @CatelynStark

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@TheMaidOfTarth I'm not CARELESS. We just can't find anyone who understands the MANUAL. Very confusing. @NiceQueenCersei

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@TheRobbStark Of COURSE I'm your relative. What, like YOU'RE some grand decision-maker? #tullysandstarksarenotbigthinkers @CatelynStark

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@WaymarRoyce I didn't know the dwarf's little gigolo was some kind of sword-wizard!

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@NiceQueenCersei Oh because YOU'RE such a fabulous mother. #lookinthemirrorlady

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@sophieRRturner #OOC Quite welcome!

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@CatelynStark If it BOTHERS you so I imagine we can do it in his chambers.

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@CatelynStark It's HEALTHY. It makes him STRONG. Look at your scrawny little Bran! Can't even WALK! @LyannaStark1 @JonBastSnow

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@LyannaStark1 HONESTLY. And really my much-maligned infantilism kink can only go SO far.

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#sometimesyouhaveto commit murders and start wars for the sake of a good lay. #petyrbaelishmakemeababy

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@CatelynStark Oh WHATEVER, Cat. I'd take a cheating husband over an ANCIENT husband. #jonarrynworedepends @LyannaStark1 @JonBastSnow

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@LyannaStark1 Gives me more than JON ever did, I'll tell you THAT much.

[Lady Lysa Arryn @LysaArryn]

@LyannaStark1 @LordRenly @catelynstark @suddenlysandor @seamaidens @amarettosaurus #OOC I am @itsinthetrees on Tumblr. Not on ontd_asoiaf