Lysel Nassim Williamson

3 tucks. A dog. A Cat. And her. First male to become pregnant at age 20.

[Lysel Nassim Williamson @LyselW]

@thebhppl They certainly don’t. The rise of spankapong is coming 👹

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@thebhppl Look out for Lysel as he was challenged by this guy Luke Corrigan.. rumors around the league that his nickname is the “Whiff Wizard”

[Lysel Nassim Williamson @LyselW]

Boychuk from the top ropes. Are you kidding me? There is hope in titletown trust me. From a retired 57 year old. There is hope.

[Michael Sullivan @_MikeSullivan]

The celly goes hard…Boychuk was electric

#NHLBruins

[Lysel Nassim Williamson @LyselW]

And that’s Charlie coyle goal

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The Masters nap is the best of the year.

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@TimmyT69420 Very interesting point of view. I would have to agree with you from my side of things

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Haven’t jerked it in over a month. I’d say that’s pretty good. Might break the streak if you guys were wondering

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For all the zyn that are thrown on the ground, where do they all go?

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I don’t exactly look like my designated ethnicity. Feeling more like a priest after going out for the first time.

[Lysel Nassim Williamson @LyselW]

Being hung on a bus is an all time low

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“ I’m not a world class wheeler but I have a high enough ceiling in the wheel department that if I played div 1 water polo I’d get unlimited tail - @MikeCamalleri1

[Lysel Nassim Williamson @LyselW]

Why did I just get roofied in my dream and then mauled by some gremlin. I was legit shitfaced…

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You know your hung when your crossing arms

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Someone should seriously fire the meteorologist committee and recruit a whole new group of employees. The people doing their job are a complete disgrace and can’t do their job correctly.

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My horn is throbbing

[Lysel Nassim Williamson @LyselW]

Clocking in to my shift in about roughly six hours

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To this dude to my left. You are such a pussy

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@mickey___007 Still fully torqued

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I was with my boys tonight after the bar, there was a 100$ bill at my boys feet. I grabbed it and it was history, said it wasn’t his. I’d say that plays ball

[Lysel Nassim Williamson @LyselW]

Probably took off about five years of my life last night based on how I treated myself last night at the bahhhh.