Alyssa

really only here for the cute dogs, thanks

[Alyssa @Lyss3806]

@ImprobablyLoud And who could forget Media Play

[Alyssa @Lyss3806]

@ImprobablyLoud I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT. Has he always looked so humanoid??? I don’t remember being so off-put in the past lol

[Alyssa @Lyss3806]

@ImprobablyLoud @trashirley_ @trixiemattel I would trade you any coffee spot in Ithaca for a single Tim Hortons

[Alyssa @Lyss3806]

@15nicolemurray the overwhelming sense of dread when your first word gives you nothing

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[Alyssa @Lyss3806]

Everyone has at least one absurd dream and mine is that some day, I want to be sipping champagne at a fancy soirée when I glance up and spy a painting from the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum heist above the mantle

[Alyssa @Lyss3806]

@15nicolemurray WE WERE ALMOST TWINS

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[Alyssa @Lyss3806]

@15nicolemurray i struggled hard today
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[Alyssa @Lyss3806]

@ImprobablyLoud 🥳
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[Emma Sedivy @NonstopEmma]

please read my new study: high affinity binding of cat to the laptop active site results in competitive inhibition of work

[Alyssa @Lyss3806]

Some days I stare at my half-completed thesis chapter for hours, unable to form a coherent thought, let alone a whole sentence.
And some days I spend twelve hours word-vomiting onto my document and end up with a nine page discussion section.

[Alyssa @Lyss3806]

@15nicolemurray Go to ithaca for an interview, solve a lil crime while I’m there

[Alyssa @Lyss3806]

@15nicolemurray Ive already forgotten what this song is

[Alyssa @Lyss3806]

I don’t think I’ve ever heard my 2nd floor neighbor’s music, but for whatever reason just now he blasted Gotye’s Somebody That I Used to Know and like that was it. Just that one song and done.
Sending good vibes your way, neighbor.

[Alyssa @Lyss3806]

It’s Friday night and currently I am splayed out on the sofa, irrationally upset that I cannot find the apparently obscure stripped-down version of Secondhand Serenade’s Your Call that limewire gifted me in middle school anywhere on the internet

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Impossible to read A Midsummer Night's Dream on this Monday without thinking "god I wish that were me"

[Alyssa @Lyss3806]

@15nicolemurray ALL HAIL

[Alyssa @Lyss3806]

Today on the highway I passed by a guy on a motorcycle WITH HIS DOG IN THE SIDECAR WEARING LIL GOGGLES. IT WAS THE CUTEST THING.

[Alyssa @Lyss3806]

Sincerest apologies to everyone who uses whatever face wash I buy this week. I’m cursed and you’ve got a year before it’s discontinued.

[Alyssa @Lyss3806]

For the record, @15nicolemurray and I discussed this like two years ago. I think it’s time we finalized our libretto.