Alyssa Fracalossi 🤡

FSU Grad/Casual Lifter of Heavy Things/Cat Enthusiast/ Billing Specialist

header-comic by @cuteosphere

[Antoine Hardy @Slangdini]

Public speaking profs will use this for years. Made a sports event a community rallying cry .

He never leaving office

[nichard @meatymcsorley]

actually i think the most reasonable thing to do if you expect one single person to meet all of your needs is to be alone until you can learn how to meet some of them yourself; but also as it turns out the right person can meet needs you didn't even know you had :)

[Nintendo BIGBOY™️ @knucklexdragger]

If I start dating someone now we could be going to haunted houses and carving pumpkins in October.

[MarLife🇭🇹 @MarLife_]

Y’all gotta stop using this AI shit. This heat really ain’t nun I felt before

[Alyssa Fracalossi 🤡 @LyssMarieFrac]

@fangsxbangs Left his daughter in the woods and then she was catatonic for months 😭

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

girl there are no rules

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[trash jones @jzux]

"can i be a hater for a second?" my dear friend. with me you can be a hater for 1 million years

[Alyssa Fracalossi 🤡 @LyssMarieFrac]

It's kind of giving Naruto Sexy Juitsu 😭

[Sophia Sinot @sophiasinotx]

makeup by me on @zaralarsson for true religion <3

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[R33D @iReedifer]

I have seen Olivia Benson attacked and shot at and look less traumatized than she does here.

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

they are but it doesn’t matter

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

she thought about where she could go and not risk running into klay thompson and the most obvious answer was the nba finals

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Our mamas was right, you do have to micro clean every day or your home will be dirty

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[hunter @3gpmh]

idgaf if we met an hour ago put me first

[de la luna @vy1in]

going through things only future and lana del rey would understand

[Charley @JukeboxCharley]

Spoiling The Odyssey

[Fun At All X @Ishita_Sharma42]

Time flies, you cries