Alyssa Beck

[Alyssa Beck @LyssaBeck]

Totally way more than i wanted to wake up to first thing in the morning...

[Alyssa Beck @LyssaBeck]

my mom is following me on twitter...wtf???

[Alyssa Beck @LyssaBeck]

Oh Michael Warman... You have been punked :)

[Alyssa Beck @LyssaBeck]

I passed the asian on the way to kelso. Wierd...

[Alyssa Beck @LyssaBeck]

Why cant he ever ask what's wrong instead of acting like everything is ok? Boys are just stupid lately. Why?

[Alyssa Beck @LyssaBeck]

Dear cody, you should be a gentleman kitty and move your sleeping butt out of the sink so i can spit out my toothpaste. Stinking boys!

[Alyssa Beck @LyssaBeck]

pancake batter in a spray can? Good or bad?

[Alyssa Beck @LyssaBeck]

He can be so sweet sometimes :)

[Alyssa Beck @LyssaBeck]

I shouldn't have had all that fun with hannah. Now i have her disease....

[Alyssa Beck @LyssaBeck]

Its going to be a long day. Full of wierd looks.

[Alyssa Beck @LyssaBeck]

Yes Mr. Spider, i did chop off your head with a water bottle cap :)

[Alyssa Beck @LyssaBeck]

Fireworks? Really? Why?

[Alyssa Beck @LyssaBeck]

these fruit snacks taste like plastic. Not fruit. Im upset.

[Alyssa Beck @LyssaBeck]

Thank you perfume. I did want just my hand to smell strongly of you.

[Alyssa Beck @LyssaBeck]

So Ive learned it takes 3 tries at every doctor i go to to find my stupid veins. I HATE needles and doctors so much!

[Alyssa Beck @LyssaBeck]

"You razz my berries" :)

[Alyssa Beck @LyssaBeck]

Homeless guys sign: i need cat food. Funny thing, there was no cat in sight.

[Alyssa Beck @LyssaBeck]

Eff the SAT

[Alyssa Beck @LyssaBeck]

Dear Mr. Sock in my hood, why are you there?

[Alyssa Beck @LyssaBeck]

I ate way too much. Now i look 9 months pregnant. Lol