Alyssa

[Alyssa @LyssaBoo15]

Watching HGTV & a girl bought this guy a tequila shot & now they're engaged and buying a $400,000 beach house ...what bar do u go to girl???

[Alyssa @LyssaBoo15]

@KimmyLorr @alissa_booker we coming!!

[Alyssa @LyssaBoo15]

Ya’ll know what I just thought about? The Hunger Games. And how messed up the story line of that movie was. Like ya’ll drop a bunch of teenagers in an arena to kill each other and everybody on the outside watches? Why was I never alarmed watching that???? Jw

[Alyssa @LyssaBoo15]

2020 owes me some skincare and therapy

[Alyssa @LyssaBoo15]

@twtrlessarielle Truly don’t think I would fair well in NYC then bc my feelings were a little hurt tbh lmao

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I hate dating so much like truly if anyone in my life texted me “hey you’re my girlfriend now” i’d probably just go along with it so I wouldn’t have to date anymore

[Alyssa @LyssaBoo15]

@alissa_booker Living for this

[Alyssa @LyssaBoo15]

Somebody tell me why if a cute dress or cute top is over $30 I’m like “ehhh not worth it” but then I will drop $50 on a comfy sweatshirt without hesitation... ?¿??¿

[Alyssa @LyssaBoo15]

My brother: “Alright Alyssa, well I’m gonna go find something to eat and... maybe write down my life goals or some shit” 😂 hahahaha #mood

[Alyssa @LyssaBoo15]

*me and Kimmy leaving the asian market* Me (srsly nauseas): omg dude I’m gonna throw up I saw fish sauce in there with an actual fish in the jar. Kimmy: Alyssa when we go in these places I’m gonna need you to not look around too closely 😂 #toowhiteforthis

[Alyssa @LyssaBoo15]

I am crying

[Alyssa @LyssaBoo15]

My brother shaved his beard and has been having an identity crisis. So tonight on FaceTime I was talking about my hopes and dreams and out of nowhere he says “I look like Aaron Carter after he started smoking meth” 😂😭😩 WUT

[Alyssa @LyssaBoo15]

I love nothing more than getting into a heated political discussion with my parents and pushing their buttons. Imma open those minds by the end of quarantine 🙌🏼

[Alyssa @LyssaBoo15]

So today I.... ate 6 chocolate chip cookies, 3 pieces of pizza, and sat on the couch in the same spot for 90% of the day. I’ll do better tomorrow.

[Alyssa @LyssaBoo15]

Just called my grandma and she answered the phone with “jacks mule barn, which ass would you like?” 😂😂 this quarantine rlly got us f*cked

[Alyssa @LyssaBoo15]

@Leah1456 Betty coming in clutch with the tool!!I’m about to order one 😂

[Alyssa @LyssaBoo15]

Truly one of the only downfalls to living by yourself is when you can’t open a jar of salsa. Now I’m sitting on my couch pissed bc I’m staring at a brand new delicious jar of salsa that I can’t eat. 😪

[Alyssa @LyssaBoo15]

She says “yeah well my boyfriend went to *mumbles* last week so that’s great.” And I said “he went where?” And she says “REHAB.” So I immediately responded with “oh! Love when that happens!” And we went our separate ways, the end.

[Alyssa @LyssaBoo15]

And to end this beautiful day of love, I’d like to share an interaction I had with a guest at work today.

We were having a great convo, talked for about 15-20 minutes. Then I was ringing her out as we talked about our valentines plans...

[Alyssa @LyssaBoo15]

Pissed I just watched Don’t F*ck with Cats bc now I’m never gonna sleep again and I’m angry at the world