lyss

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[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

What many ppl don’t understand is trying to have a “nice day” costs $120

[lyss @LyssaCakees]

Love leaving voicemails

[lyss @LyssaCakees]

Gluten allergies don’t exist at a nice dinner.

Rip my face 🥲

[lyss @LyssaCakees]

I’m ready to jump…

Where tf is the sun.

[lyss @LyssaCakees]

Pinche lebron

[lyss @LyssaCakees]

BYE CURRY

[lyss @LyssaCakees]

@ballaa_bee @ev_ryday

[lyss @LyssaCakees]

Got PELTED in face with a wet ball tonight but we got that W ⚽️

[lyss @LyssaCakees]

@chippy32408 Just trying to make the young Chippy Ronaldo proud

[lyss @LyssaCakees]

3 miles and 2 soccer games yesterday.
Ya girl is HURTIN’ today

[lyss @LyssaCakees]

Coworker: I knew that off rip

Me: off rip?

[lyss @LyssaCakees]

How the fuck do people live in this type of weather year-round?

[lyss @LyssaCakees]

@KatherineBee_ Loooool
Who you foooolin’

[lyss @LyssaCakees]

Here we go with the “I’m a spooky bitch” tweets

[lyss @LyssaCakees]

I almost pop a vein every time I drive on melrose

[lyss @LyssaCakees]

@2mobeers Oh baby, i am paaaaaying 👵🏽

[lyss @LyssaCakees]

Soccer has me on another level of sore every week

[lyss @LyssaCakees]

Still and always will be nothing but love on my end 🤞🏽

[lyss @LyssaCakees]

@martin34_ That oughtta show her
Loooooool

[lyss @LyssaCakees]

Massage woman: soft, medium or hard?

Me: beat me.