Jared put on The Roast of Tom Brady and has the fkkn audacity to get irritated w me asking questions about these jokes when theyโre all abt football history n shit!! ๐คฃ๐ฅน๐ญ๐คฃ
On my Ethanโs โAll about my Momโ it says โmy mom looks beautiful when..โ and he crossed out the โwhenโ and put everyday ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญโค๏ธ and that his favorite thing to do with his mom is to talk ๐ฅน๐ฅบ๐ฅน๐ฅบ๐ฅน๐ฅนโค๏ธโค๏ธ oh my little sonnykins ๐ญ๐ญโค๏ธ
One thing abt me these days is all I need is a full parking lot and a super sketchy motherfkker to walk up into the grocery store for me to put my car in reverse and go home because Iโm taking that as a sign baby Jesus knows I canโt stand me a crowd and a scary mofo. Bye bye๐ฅน
Ethanโs been hitting me with the โmom youโre embarrassing meโ lately and Iโm honestly started to get concerned that he really doesnโt know who tf his mom is??????
Hardly ever do I feel oldโฆbut then comes the times that Iโm Interviewing ppl and see that they graduated HS in like 2022 and Iโm just like ๐ณ๐ซ ๐ซ ๐ซ