Lyssa Mandel

past imperfect; present intense. neurotic hippie; host & producer of @The_Bitch_Seat. Somatics + tarot + writing + comedy.

[Lyssa Mandel @LyssaIsAPerson]

I'm starting a blog/newsletter about my therapeutic #ketamine treatment/journey/space exploration. Wanna read about it? Subscribe. <3
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[Lyssa Mandel @LyssaIsAPerson]

@CoachingWhisper Most Virgo thing I’ve ever seen.
Love, a Sagittarius 😘

[Sagittarius Facts @sagittastrology]

This is so Sagittarius coded

[Scott Reintgen @Scott_Thought]

Yall. My three year old came down at 3am and unwrapped EVERYONE’S presents.

[Lyssa Mandel @LyssaIsAPerson]

@dtlawson Me too, but glad you also got to witness GREATNESS!

[Lyssa Mandel @LyssaIsAPerson]

@MTStorrs Worth it. Reminds me of how mama birds feed their chicks

[Lyssa Mandel @LyssaIsAPerson]

@MTStorrs Haha WOW, Storrs; the dirty show

[Lo @timidfaerie]

Worship of the Female Form by Alméry Lobel-Riche

[Lyssa Mandel @LyssaIsAPerson]

@WHYWHYWHYLIVE Oh god, my typo is killing me, and we’re building a hotel in space but we STILL can’t edit tweets?! 💀

[Lyssa Mandel @LyssaIsAPerson]

Check it out, Baltimore… and be changed!!! ⚡️🤘🏻

[Des Rocs @IamDesRocs]

PUMPED to be rockin a special charity show in Baltimore on 12.21 at @TwainsTavernMD w/ @98rock ⚡️🎸🤘🏻

[Lyssa Mandel @LyssaIsAPerson]

@WHYWHYWHYLIVE Prob to far this time around, but I live in NYC, and I know he’s back in Feb. You?

[Lyssa Mandel @LyssaIsAPerson]

Goodnight!

[@sherisayssit @sherisayssit]

I just tested negative for sanity.

[Lyssa Mandel @LyssaIsAPerson]

@IamDesRocs Kiss me, I am the cobra 🐍

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

I’m the biggest piece of shit loser in the universe, but also I’m an untapped genius who’s better than everyone, but also I’m an imposter who deserves nothing I’ve ever gotten, but also
I’m the brilliant main character of the universe, but also I’m dumb and nothing, you know?

[Brandon Scott Wolf @BrandonEsWolf]

You’re doing a great job looking at your phone.

[Lyssa Mandel @LyssaIsAPerson]

@NowWatchingXmas @badxmasbingo It’s thrilling to see it worn IRL. Would be happy to make more!

[Lyssa Mandel @LyssaIsAPerson]

Aaaah! I made this necklace! (And I’ll make a custom one for you, too!)

@badxmasbingo is a HOOT and I HIGHLY recommend buying seven copies for all your people this season. It makes the Hallmark Channel bearable…. Even FUN 😘

[Now Playing Christmas 🎥🎄 @NowWatchingXmas]

And yes I have my #TragicLocket on! @badxmasbingo #badxmsbingo

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Naming your WiFi connection is a sure fire way to let everyone know how old you are. There are maybe ten thousand households of thirty five year old men whose internet is named Pretty Fly for a WiFi

[Al Hirschfeld @AlHirschfeld]

#OTD Tommy Tune in White Tie and Tails, 2002

This was Al Hirschfeld’s final drawing for the New York Times.