Dear Jacoby Brissett,
Thank you for bringing stability and fun to a Cleveland Browns team that desperately needed it.
Thank you for exceeding every expectation there was when you signed.
Cleveland will miss you.
GOOD LUCK IN WASHINGTON
First thing my client says to me when she walked in for her appointment, "So I tried to set you up again! Then realized it wasn't a good fit, he's too outdoorsy. Dont worry I'm always looking for you."
Like she means well....buttttt Lord help me 🙃
One of my best friends boyfriends said "I could pull your friend if I wanted to."
Referring to me.
I had to refrain from throwing up. Like wtf is wrong with people.
My coworkers client to her, "last time I was here you were wearing a skirt."
Her, "yes sometimes I wear skirts and dresses to work, why shouldn't I"
Him, "well I'm just saying if you do, I'm not responsible for my actions."
What the actual fuck?!?!