Alyssa ✨

registered nurse, artist, recovering introvert, cat mom. moderately obsessed with my husband

[Alyssa ✨ @Lyssamaeback]

Look at our adorable little perfect family 😍🥰❤️

[Alyssa ✨ @Lyssamaeback]

Nothing like watching someone die before you’re even clocked in for the night 🙃

[Alyssa ✨ @Lyssamaeback]

I had to argue with my patient to keep his O2 on because he could actually die if he takes it off because were in a global pandemic and the leaders of our country have done fucking nothing and now rednecks invaded the capitol over the president tweeting bullshit. I’m so over this

[Alyssa ✨ @Lyssamaeback]

I’m just trying to watch New Years Eve at work and the livestream is lagging like craaaazy 😑

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[Alyssa ✨ @Lyssamaeback]

I’ve cried every day either before/during/after work for the last 3 days. Your friends in healthcare are NOT okay.

[Alyssa ✨ @Lyssamaeback]

When someone’s oxygen levels drop below 40%, you can really see why they call it a Code Blue #covid #covidicu #maskup #doyourpart

[Alyssa ✨ @Lyssamaeback]

Coworker1-I should probably give a shit a little more
Coworker2-well you at least have life insurance for your poor wife, right?
Coworker1- lol no, get good.

[Alyssa ✨ @Lyssamaeback]

When your patient with no@history of it is in AFib RVR but they’re allergic to beta blockers 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

[Alyssa ✨ @Lyssamaeback]

I took my patient down to be there for the last living moments of her husband of 60+years. Thankfully they got to be together when he died. So many of our covid patients die alone and it’s heartbreaking 😪

[Alyssa ✨ @Lyssamaeback]

@nom7n DMed you, can I come?!

[Alyssa ✨ @Lyssamaeback]

Let’s get the shortcuts on ios14 to show notifications, so I can have cute icons AND not forget when people text me

[Alyssa ✨ @Lyssamaeback]

When you ask an admit about their drug history and they deny use. But then the UDS comes back positive for amphetamines, cocaine, opiates, methadone, and cannabis.

[Alyssa ✨ @Lyssamaeback]

Cardiac➡️Covid➡️Babysitter

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

Hi, I'm interested in not doing this anymore?

[Alyssa ✨ @Lyssamaeback]

@altnation music seriously helps keep me awake on the drives home from work in the mornings

[Alyssa ✨ @Lyssamaeback]

I spent literally 4 hours on a makeup look for a tiktok that got ONE like yesterday. I just posted a 5second video of my cats and it has 50 likes in a half hour. Get fucked, algorithm.

[Alyssa ✨ @Lyssamaeback]

With half my face covered in a mask, my patient told me I look familiar, that I could be somebody’s sister. He then said that all females look the same 🤔

[Alyssa ✨ @Lyssamaeback]

@lizdobson I’m 5’8” and I’m a little bit of a challenge 🙃

[Alyssa ✨ @Lyssamaeback]

@GlamandGore We want to see you happy and healthy and living as balanced of a life as you can manage given everything happening in the world. I always appreciate tour efforts to be both entertaining AND informative with your content