Eliza Wallace

map and data nerd. former archaeologist. recent Boston transplant. cat and bicycle enthusiast. she/her. @[email protected]

[Eliza Wallace @LyzurJane]

The cats are finally earning their keep around here. Look at these mighty hunters!

[Eliza Wallace @LyzurJane]

@bernie_langer Yeah, like a complete list of an author's works that includes title, date, etc. Like, a "bookography."

[Eliza Wallace @LyzurJane]

Just found myself thinking "what's a discography, but for books"?

[GG @GarryGates]

I asked AI to reimagine all 32 @NFL mascots and that may have been a serious mistake. 🫣

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[Eliza Wallace @LyzurJane]

Holy shit! I hear an ice cream truck going by and it's not Mr. Softee. This is the most frightening thing I've ever heard. And I've heard a ghost tune a piano.

[Eliza Wallace @LyzurJane]

Consider supporting our striking colleagues at UMich. Admin is docking their part and they gotta make rent soon.

[olivia stowell @oliviastowell]

well. @UMich has officially docked all pay but $100 for april from its grad workers, putting many of us in a position of dangerous financial precarity. friends/allies, please consider donating to @geo3550 strike fund at https://t.co/NlE4QIQXh6. we need all the help we can get ✊

[Eliza Wallace @LyzurJane]

@milesintransit1 I am from a small town across the river from Perryville. I think it's hilarious that you had to wait at the Perryville train station for 3 hours.

[Eliza Wallace @LyzurJane]

Our porch cat Tuxedo only wants @astronautgo to brush her. She loves to be brushed. But she never wants to see the brush. If she sees the brush, she will swat at you.

[Eliza Wallace @LyzurJane]

@astronautgo I'm mostly just worried the phrase "keep fucking that chicken" is going to make its way into my own lexicon.

[Eliza Wallace @LyzurJane]

@astronautgo Oh yes. They don't seem to have instituted the per person limit, but they were checking receipts on the way out.

[Eliza Wallace @LyzurJane]

@astronautgo The West Philadelphia water supply is unaffected. The West Philadelphia grocery stores are very affected.

[Eliza Wallace @LyzurJane]

@andreagrimes I was probably equal parts bowling alley, various basements, just driving around.

[Eliza Wallace @LyzurJane]

Well, we're definitely the neighborhood cat people, @astronautgo.

[Eliza Wallace @LyzurJane]

@astronautgo This is a true story. Steve only knows this happened because I witnessed it. The nurses were worried about him until I told them he was describing a video game.

[Eliza Wallace @LyzurJane]

@bernie_langer Love that movie!

[Eliza Wallace @LyzurJane]

Why are they still making dinosaur movies without feathers?!?

[Eliza Wallace @LyzurJane]

The most unexpected thing about moving to Philadelphia is the prevalence of Hall and Oates.