Snuggles 🐮

... i may be wrong, but i'm dåmn good at it ...
... i'm okay with doing it the hard way ...
... welcome to moo cow's prairie ...
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[Snuggles 🐮 @M00C0W]

I asked Grok ..
https://t.co/iNHhMm1Snx

[Snuggles 🐮 @M00C0W]

@Opiumbrella ... everything reminds me of @UnmitigatedAss ...

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[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

Amazing forum on veteran advocacy in San Antonio today, thank you to everyone who came out to be a part of it!

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... it stops at item #1 ...

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... demanding the cessation of insult is subjective non-starter ...

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... if they aren't willing to acquiesce to the basic parameters of base level of diplomacy, fuck'em, try to mitigate civilian casualties as best you can but glass every miltary and utility target ...

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[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Deployment of 24 @Starlink satellites confirmed

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@cowincrisis 🐮🖤🐮

[Snuggles 🐮 @M00C0W]

... define your musical taste with five artists ...

Maynard James Keenan
Trent Reznor
Tom Petty
Prince
Johann Sebastian Bach

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[LaydyDragonfly @LaydyDragonfly]

Define your musical taste with five artists:

Sarah Brightman
Beethoven
The Guess Who
The BeeGees
Richard Cheese

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@Krissy_MeowMom 😆

... snuggle in ...

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[Resist CBDC 🏁 @Resist_CBDC]

Every crisis

Real or manufactured

Will become justification for biometric Digital ID

Because Agenda 2030 can *ONLY* be enforced if Digital 🆔 is already installed.

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@Krissy_MeowMom @ingelramdecoucy 👀

... ain't that a bitch ...

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@ConceptualJames 🧐

... welcome to thunderdome bitch ...

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... strap in and lets get this constitutional republic running on solid ground again ...

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[James Lindsay, anti-Communist @ConceptualJames]

@DefiyantlyFree It's a critical theory of conservatism.

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@Krissy_MeowMom

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@scs_real 😆

... she turned me into a newt ...

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@Krissy_MeowMom 🐮🖤🐮

[Snuggles 🐮 @M00C0W]

... we had "gomer pyle" in our squadron that flagged everyone with his rifle on the second day into our "field training" at lackland ...

... our ti Snr. Airman Leonard had him guard a tree with a stick for the rest of the weekend ...

... i tried to help the guy, but as ron white said, "you can't fix stupid" ...

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[Snuggles 🐮 @M00C0W]

@FrankKane11 ... may i introduce 'cosmos' the fluff meíster ...

[Kane's Street Smarts @FrankKane11]

Goodnight. Here’s a Caturday feel good for you. Sleep safe

[Snuggles 🐮 @M00C0W]

@LizzyStarrrdust 😇

... no thanks, i'm a grass fed divine sublime bovine ...

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[Snuggles 🐮 @M00C0W]

... that is literally how we determine with whom we befriend ...

... men, women, and fluffy mammals of all shapes and sizes display this type of behavior ...

... among other things, it serves to place one within the hierarchy of the pack and to find the most amenable in group that fits best such that the path of least resistance still maintains a place within the pack ...

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[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Over 1,300 British farms have joined a new app in about twelve weeks. It is called Only Farmers, it was named deliberately after OnlyFans, and the parallel runs deeper than the joke intends.

Both are platforms where the producer sells direct access to themselves, because the people who used to pay them stopped paying enough to live on.

Lisa Hogan built it with her son Wolfe Bentinck, after five years of farmers coming into the Diddly Squat shop to thank her for the programme and then tell her their own version of it. Her words: this is for smaller farmers who do not have a marketing budget or Amazon.

Look at what is being sold.

Farm stays. Vineyard tours. Cheese-making. Beekeeping. Weddings. Lambing days. Clarkson's own summary this week was that you could walk an alpaca or milk a cow.

Every item on that list is something a farmer does anyway. Unpaid, at four in the morning, in February, as part of a job that a government review found loses money on nearly a third of British farms.

The novelty version pays. The work does not.

A family will hand over real money to stand in a shed for two hours and watch a ewe give birth. That same lamb, reared for months and sold through the proper chain, goes at a price the farmer is not allowed to set.

The second half of the app is grimmer still, because it also runs farmer-to-farmer equipment rental. Farms hiring kit to each other, because too few can justify owning their own.

None of which is a criticism of Hogan. She has built something useful, after listening at a till for five years. Book the alpaca. The money goes where it should.

But 1,300 signups in twelve weeks is not enthusiasm for an app. It is 1,300 farms reaching the same conclusion in the same season, which is that the dependable money is in the experience rather than the food.

We have arrived at a country where a farm earns more reliably from charging strangers to watch it farm.

Nobody thought that was worth remarking on.