The drug

[Magasela Mzobe @MagaselaMzobe]

“Overthrowing the government is
only illegal if you fail”.

[George Tsitati @Tsitati_George]

Between a few hours and a couple of months.

[Neall @neallseth]

Kinda dumb that months are different lengths. 365 should be divided into 5 equal months of 73 days each

Jebruary, Mapril, Jaugust, Soctober, Necember

[Deelovestoread_ @Deelovestoread_]

Born and raised by Nora Roberts, Sidney Sheldon, Danielle Steel, Mills and Booms historical romance, Harlequin romance and Goosebumps

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

The president:

[Grace of God🫶🕊️ @KLeeeyah]

Jonasi immediately when his kids start crying😭💔:

#ThePolygamist

[Maletšemana @maletsemana]

Someone said you have to dilute each Polygamist episode with two episodes of Sofia the First to stay sane😭😭

[Paul Blandomania @blandCinema]

This is so politically incorrect it makes me want to do a woke cancel culture

[Doppelng’ang’a @Nyamburah_]

Bruh! 16 children are dead in a school fire. We are opening borders up to terrorism & Ebola. Dawa zimelala KEMSA expired. Children & women are dying everyday. Fuel prices, proposed finance bill, murder in police cells, looting, education ruined, unemployment, pia wewe hutajam?

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

[Anticle ! 💃🏾🌸✨ @Waaanjiku]

Fuel prices have gone up.
A lady has been killed in broad daylight.
Children are missing.

Put the whole country in rice.

[Doppelng’ang’a @Nyamburah_]

I may have overdone that “Ruto Must Go” in my household but I regret nothing! My child knows what’s right

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

It must be terribly liberating, to move through the world unburdened by a single thought. Just traveling light. No overnight bag.

[👻 @_Wangarih]

The AI generated design aside,I can't believe that my ancestors left Murang'a to search for greener pastures in Subukia and Nyandarua😭

[B 🦋 @DontWorryBoutB]

yes, but if you stick around long enough after they tell it, it’ll all make sense to you.

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Lose them to who?

[I am kerubo🇰🇪 @KeruboAnyega315]

Paying taxes at this point feels like funding criminals

[kimonski @officiialex]

But it's my mpesa they want to check

[Patpat💖🌸 @_num4]

Mimi nilimpelekea hadi kazi, kwa nduthi and it was raining na bado nikaachwa na evidence 😂

[June 25th @Jasiri_WVR]

These is probably going to be the first election in our history with food and beverage catering for free or even street cookouts. Kitu tutaona mara hii itaandikwa kwa historia. Bookmark this tweet.