@THEcondorblitz @CatulloMeats@edsbs I completely agree. Phase 2 of the rollout means A cardboard cutout of Paul Johnson in each gas station that reads: “.Y'ALL COULDN'T RUN THE BALL THE LENGTH OF MY HAM, Proudly served with burnt gas station coffee”.
@THEcondorblitz @CatulloMeats@edsbs Only if Dana Carl Holgorsen is the pitchman and it is sold exclusively in hotel and motel vending machines. Tagline: “Gosh dang, I just got here like 14 hours ago and I need some ham”. Voiceover :a fine meat for those daring enough to live the hotel lifestyle