maria

she/her

[maria @M22Jax]

just cruel that my night shift ends before Taco Bell is open for breakfast

[maria @M22Jax]

@lindz_mar3ll4 U right

[maria @M22Jax]

tell me how I don’t do drugs but I’m still nervous about this drug test

[maria @M22Jax]

@AlyssaGiarrosso @hclarke15 Little does he know, chicks dig scars

[maria @M22Jax]

Have the apartment to myself for the first time in months so you all know what that means: sloppy joe

[Dan @dannah__montana]

Go read the first word of all my tweets

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

After her family had been arrested, Maya continued asking questions about the arrests and continued to demand justice for Daniel Prude. https://t.co/AMlM8Jg4lu

[unprofessional hockey scout @OVECHKlN]

but she caught me on the counter
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
saw me banging on the sofa
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
i even had her in the shower
!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱

[ND Stevenson @Gingerhazing]

I've been nervous to post this, but it's also very important to me. New comic, free to download from Gumroad! https://t.co/b8Gttnevu7

[Maxine Dexter, MD, FACP @doctormaxine]

We can’t go on like this. Please stay home.

The Third Surge Is Breaking Health-Care Workers - The Atlantic https://t.co/PiMkn0jVZA

[maria @M22Jax]

@JillianRenae16 Ada Lovelace, Mary Shelley

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

my tail is blurry. and my feets. are a tippy tappin

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Anyone saying this after immigrant organizers delivered AZ, Black grassroots flipped Georgia, MI going blue w reality-bending 94% Detroit margin + @RashidaTlaib running up the margins in her district & Trump publicly challenging @IlhanMN in MN and losing isn’t a serious person.

[JP @jpbrammer]

coming from a ruby red state, I want to be gross and sincere in my appreciation for the dedicated organizers in often overlooked parts of the country. some of the bravest, kindest, most passionate people I've ever met who sacrifice a whole lot of themselves for the good

[JP @jpbrammer]

Mexico 😍

[maria @M22Jax]

@lindz_mar3ll4 Do not get me started on Sarah baker

[maria @M22Jax]

@lindz_mar3ll4 Stfu

[maria @M22Jax]

@Nick_JJackson

[maria @M22Jax]

@Chocolatekoalas Love this for you

[maria @M22Jax]

@AlyssaGiarrosso Aw that’s so sweet thank you 🥺😍

[maria @M22Jax]

happy annual existential crisis to me, am I right?