The 2018 John Mulaney “Horse In A Hospital” bit is still so great 😂 Best part is he doesn’t mention the name Trump at all. Oh America, you finally removed the horse from the hospital. DO NOT let it back in 😬
EASY ANSWER:
- You get the partner, co-leader & staff of the 14th best Presidency in U.S. history according to all historical experts.
- You don’t get an 80 year-old orange spray-tanned dude with this RAP SHEET��
-Convicted felon out on bail for 58 additional criminal acts.
-Found guilty of rape & fined $88M. Self-professed serial sexual assaulter with name plastered all over Epstein logs
-Found guilty of mass fraud & fined $450M
-Found guilty of multiple instances of tax evasion. CFO imprisoned
-Defrauded “university” students, fined millions & TrumpU forced closed
-Bilked millions funds from his own charity, fined millions & charity forced closed
-Cheated on all his wives while having unprotected sex with pornstars paid to be silent thru shell companies & under anonymous names created by a fixer lawyer who served 3 yrs in prison
-Impeached twice for high crimes + criminal obstruction in the Mueller investigation which resulted in 199 criminal counts, 37 people/orgs indicted …many from Trump’s campaign.
-Incited a violent insurrection injuring 150+ Capital police & obstructing the peaceful transfer of power based on repeatedly proven false claims of a stolen election
@RepBrianFitz Remember when the Republican Party endorsed an anti semite & hate speech purveyor for auditor in Middletown? Then a private citizen had to out her? Then she resigned in disgrace? Fun times.
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