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Hmm~

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‘You know why you’re perfect?
Because you have lots of imperfections ;)’
– Me

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@zaynmalik I once wrote a essay about you in grade 4, I got a C...
Out of a D! So thank you!

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‘You know why you’re perfect?
Because you have lots of imperfections ;)’
– Me

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There are many reasons a man give their girlfriends big-ass-rings. I am gonna state 2.

Reason no.1- To show what they mean to them.

Reason no.2 - To show other men that they can’t treat her like he treats her(short form- fuck off) .

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There are many reasons a man give their girlfriends big-ass-rings. I am gonna state 2.

Reason no.1- To show what they mean to them.

Reason no.2 - To show other men that they can’t treat her like he treats her(short form- fuck off) .

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Why do #modernfeminist go around asking why they can’t walk with no shirts like men? I mean, how would you feel if men asked to walk around with no pants just them and their dong hanging,huh?

This is not going to bring an sort of equality to the community. So please stop🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️.

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In America people be like - ‘ I like blondes better’ , ‘I prefer brunettes’ etc etc.

Asian be like - ‘ You guys got a choice? All we have is Black and brown!’

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Me want a dog.

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#women #womentips #lifehack #hack

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Why do people feel praised when they are said “Your heart is made of gold”

I mean B*tch, my 10 ounce heart made with tissues is worth 1,000,000 and a 10 ounce gold is $18,566. Its 62x expensive. You trying to devaluate me?

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#women #womentips #lifehack #hack

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There are two kinds of people:

The kind that would rather solve maths problem than life problem

And

The kind that would rather solve life problem than maths problem.

Which kind are you?

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BFFs who didn't meet each other for a long time or have a lot to talk about and want to watch a new movie.

Don't watch a new movie! You and I both know you will not even care a damn about the movie and will most of the time spent talking with each other.

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American 16 year olds: Mom Dad, you need to increase my pocket money this isn’t cutting it.

Meanwhile the browns 16 year olds

“You guys get pocket money? We have to answer questions like its a final year paper to get one dollar and oh all the answers have to be correct.”

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When I am out of fabric softener, and need to make my clothes smell good, I put anything that smells nice to me like hand-wash and shampoo. Btw it works like a charm. Do u people do it?

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When I’m offering you food, that’s me being polite.
When I offer the same food it twice, meaning I am being more polite.
But when I am not offering it to you, get the fuck away from me!

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Koreans are shapeshifters, I tell you! With different hair styles and color their whole face changes man! Its like they have an power! Holy cow!

I wanna marry a Korean, one day it will be a sexy ass blonde, and one day a cute red head.

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Do you want an husband that buys hoodies so you can wear them? Cause I do!

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GF texting- Oh yeah... daddy~ 😏😝.

Bf purely disgusted - the hell! you just ruin the mood! What’s wrong with you?

Confused Gf - babe, what wrong? What did I do???

Bf - my little sister calls my dad that. Now whenever she calls that my mind will be going somewhere else.