Salem

Yall’ternative 🖤🤠

[Salem @M3lbatoast1]

Gorgeous gorgeous girls make tattoo appts even when they only have 1 day off to do something

[Salem @M3lbatoast1]

Excuse me while I listen to for reasons unknown by the killers on repeat

[Salem @M3lbatoast1]

Did anyone else almost spend a grand on JUST caffeine this year or do you actually feel something??

[Salem @M3lbatoast1]

I’ve been having a #Scream athon today so it’s been pretty solid

[Salem @M3lbatoast1]

It’s pretty bad when you’re sick so often your pharmacist recognizes you

[Salem @M3lbatoast1]

I’m trying so hard not to make fun of this man but the universe is really trying me today 🤡

[Salem @M3lbatoast1]

PSA

[Salem @M3lbatoast1]

“It’s a full time job being hot and mentally ill”

I think to myself as I walk around my house in a thong and grippy socks

[Salem @M3lbatoast1]

You ever wake up at 5:30 even on your ONE day off bc of a nightmare? Yeah, me neither 😒

[Von @iamvontay]

You’re lucky if you have my attention because I be ignoring everybody.

[Salem @M3lbatoast1]

There’s nothing quite like opening twitch and the first thing you see is sodapoppin in a bat man costume with distorted music in the background and him doing a GOD AWFUL Batman impression

[Salem @M3lbatoast1]

Yeah your roommate might be cool but is he buying you the secret labs chair you wanted since it released cool? Doubt it. 😎 #secretlab

[Salem @M3lbatoast1]

These were the songs I had on repeat this year. What were yours? #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/CloiPo9Iix

[Nuka Natalie @Naataaalieeeee]

Me waiting for my comrade to return from battle with my vodka lemonade

[Salem @M3lbatoast1]

POV: I’m about to ruin your life

[Salem @M3lbatoast1]

If you really love me then why aren’t you at my house rn with a sugar cookie almond milk latte? #makeitmakesense