Il Maestro🏅

• ML/LLM • multipotentialite • Husband • Father • BiggestBro •

[Il Maestro🏅 @M4Mave]

🚙 2008 Lexus RX 350
🧾 ₦8,500,000
📍Ibadan
Engine, Gear, Transmission and A/C 💯
Interior and exterior ✨
Reason for sale: Owner wants to upgrade. You will enjoy it!

[Il Maestro🏅 @M4Mave]

@AreaFada1 One would be forgiven for mistaking them for brothers or friends. Oga Charley, when will you market your fountain of youth product?

[Il Maestro🏅 @M4Mave]

@KevinblakC Hold am well o. I know say Gov Amuneke get belt in Taekwando.

[Il Maestro🏅 @M4Mave]

@KenEhi7 @KevinblakC Immediately I hear D7, I say "awon eyan okpebholor"

[Governor Amuneke @KevinblakC]

When you bring good ideas to some African Leaders ; Governor Amuneke vs Rugged Man

[Il Maestro🏅 @M4Mave]

Walk in sit down and listen. You don't have to talk to anybody at first. Next Sunday, repeat.

One day, you'd have a burning question to ask, then the Holy Spirit will take it from there.

[Gator Gar @gatorgar]

Alright Christians, help an ex-atheist and former Democrat out:

Can I just walk into a church and sit down? What about mass on Sunday? Is there anything I need to do in advance? I don’t want to start a denominational argument but where do I go?

My family needs to go to church.

[Il Maestro🏅 @M4Mave]

“You are too intelligent because of all these Jesus stuffs”

Missionaries literally brought formalized education to our shores. Don't think we'd be where we are today left to our own devices.

[Kunle @Soulmedika]

“You are too intelligent for all these Jesus stuffs”

Bro, who tells you I am intelligent? Just leave me with my fooling about Jesus, na me know wetin Jesus don do for me.

[Il Maestro🏅 @M4Mave]

@trigottista It's not even funny anymore. Is this government utterly incapable of doing any single thing correctly?

[Il Maestro🏅 @M4Mave]

@TylerDylan @GWR @hildabacicooks @grok Salty tears

[Il Maestro🏅 @M4Mave]

No good deed goes unpunished in Nigeria. Good Samaritan na for who wan dey find who go waylay am.

[Headfort Foundation for Justice @HeadfortF]

Sometime in December 2023, Victor, a motorcycle rider was going about his usual work along Pen-Cinema Road when he was stopped by a young girl. The girl said she has no fare and Victor offered to help her and he dropped her in her destination safely.

[Il Maestro🏅 @M4Mave]

Such poor quality thinking, she can't even rage-bait properly.

[Nels✨ @nelszzn]

I still think that men who isn't financially stable shouldn't be in a relationship, because what exactly will your girl be eating?

[Il Maestro🏅 @M4Mave]

See his puckered likkle face. He heard my voice and tried to open his eyes. I already know we will be best buddies too.

[Il Maestro🏅 @M4Mave]

@trigottista Omo GSM unmask finally o. Same old, same old.

[Il Maestro🏅 @M4Mave]

🚙 2008 Lexus RX 350
🧾 ₦8,500,000
📍Ibadan
Engine, Gear, Transmission and A/C 💯
Interior and exterior ✨
Reason for sale: Owner wants to upgrade. You will enjoy it!

[Il Maestro🏅 @M4Mave]

Nate, get in/come out joor!😭

[Il Maestro🏅 @M4Mave]

If I could take her place, I would without any hesitation, but she has to go thru this alone. My heart breaks 💔

Prayers for the belaboured.

[Il Maestro🏅 @M4Mave]

I have a knack for standing alone when it truly matters, despite conventional wisdom dictates that the contrary should be better; and I done use am infect this woman.

At Ore, I stood alone. Tonight again, we stand alone.

May God alone be glorified in all that pertains to us.

[Il Maestro🏅 @M4Mave]

@trigottista Professor dey fear rustication?

[Il Maestro🏅 @M4Mave]

Local Flight alone go-come be like 500K.

Sapa go too reduce the mindset wey you go expand come.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

When you make your first 1m naira, travel. Go outside your comfort zone. See the world. It broadens your mindset. Even if it’s the next country next door, visit.

Travelling is the greatest teacher.

[Il Maestro🏅 @M4Mave]

Yeah, he's too good for you.

[Wicked_wife @tall_chilizzyy]

I cant date a man who earns 300k monthly

[Il Maestro🏅 @M4Mave]

The bane of my existence is mostly me warning people to take preemptive measures to avoid something bad, but they shrug off the warning bcos "impossible", then the impossible becomes a certainty and I am stuck with them to unfuck the situation.

The urge to say "I told you so".