TJ Ozanne

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@anon_opin Yes, what we definitely need is more people standing in the aisles gormlessly staring at their phones, oblivious to the blockage they are causing.

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@INEOSGrenadiers @embretsvebaa Shame you can't read his name on the graphic, and it's not in the text either. 🙄

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@MartinGrayphoto @guernseycricket Thanks for standing in Martin. Only question is, could you pull off the pink shirt?

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@GsyPressSport Radebe, you're my hero.

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@FredBoycott Fake, TV goes off before it gets hit.

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@ThatsSoVillage @CharlesOrlebar @Markmid1 Would only have been better if the umpire's finger was going up, plumbs lbw.

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@ismail_kurban @Worldpay_Global We just got through on the phone. They said it would be a couple of hours before it's working again. We asked why they weren't putting anything on the internet explaining, they couldn't answer that.

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@ThatsSoVillage Batsman knocking the stumps back in with the middle of his bat and left handed batsman in right handed gloves.

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@DigitalkiyaAi @cricketinjersey @guernseycricket Crapauds playing in pink now is it?

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@GuernseyWater Have you filled in Salt Pans Quarry off Rue Jacques then? That's smaller than Carteret. As was Rue Mainguy .

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@Cyclingnewsfeed Why do you repeat your own tweets over and over again?

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@frith00 Ha, looks like a burst yeh. They'll be round to fix it quickly. Best get some buckets out and grab some free water while you can eh!

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@guernseycricket @CoboCricketClub @odeywealth Err #bluecaps actually.

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@Clarrknulp @PastPostcard Correct.

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@gjlp1 @GuernseyPress The world is going to pot. Both you and Aggers using the word "fella" on the same day! I despair.

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@ImWithTheBandHB Fun was had by all! Don't forget to send me the "special" photos. You promised not to share them with anyone else.

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@The_LDS @ThatsSoVillage @IllingworthCC @Frogboxlive Why? Because it's village cricket "you tit".

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@guernseycricket @stuartleprevost I'd rather a SS Jumbo to be honest. The Scoop went downhill when Lara got hold of it.

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@guernseycricket Surely this means we must go back to red balls this season? I'll dust off the whites. Might even get to bowl again! #propercricket @stuartleprevost