Mary Kelly

You are more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of, your and mine are the same

[Mary Kelly @M4ry_Kelly]

The Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue is so weird. It's like, "We know you read us for sports but how about this week you just beat off?"

[Mary Kelly @M4ry_Kelly]

snapchat me so i can open it and not respond to it

[Mary Kelly @M4ry_Kelly]

Care too little and you'll lose them. Care too much and you'll get hurt.

[Mary Kelly @M4ry_Kelly]

Be with someone who won't stay mad at you, who can't stand not talking to you, and who's afraid of losing you.

[Mary Kelly @M4ry_Kelly]

A true friend stabs you in the front.

[Mary Kelly @M4ry_Kelly]

Huey Lewis has the voice of a thousand angels.

[Mary Kelly @M4ry_Kelly]

If I was homeless I would just commit a crime.

[Mary Kelly @M4ry_Kelly]

I don't understand our relationship. Sometimes, we're friends. Sometimes, we're more then friends. Other times, I'm just a stranger to you.

[Mary Kelly @M4ry_Kelly]

Take a lesson from the weather. Learn to be talked about without responding.

[Mary Kelly @M4ry_Kelly]

can i be skinny so i can dress in band shirts and jeans without looking like an obese boy

[Mary Kelly @M4ry_Kelly]

Keep work-out clothes and shoes in your car at all times. If you have extra time you could walk in the park or swing by the gym

[Mary Kelly @M4ry_Kelly]

Don't have the money to start up a home gym? Try buying a kettlebell, you can work every muscle with one if you're creative.

[Mary Kelly @M4ry_Kelly]

Out of the successful quit smoking programs, a combination of behavioral therapy by counselor &amp medication is st&amps out as the best.

[Mary Kelly @M4ry_Kelly]

hiding your favorite snacks from your family bc you're a selfish bitch

[Mary Kelly @M4ry_Kelly]

Life is short, time is fast. No replays, no rewinds. So just enjoy every moments you have and make the best out of it.

[Mary Kelly @M4ry_Kelly]

If you have heat rash, do not use a towel after a shower and allow your body to air dry. The rash will disappear faster.

[Mary Kelly @M4ry_Kelly]

Letting go is never easy, but it's always for the best.

[Mary Kelly @M4ry_Kelly]

If you were happy with the wrong one, just think how happy you will be when the right one comes.

[Mary Kelly @M4ry_Kelly]

hard to run a circus when the boss is a clown.

[Mary Kelly @M4ry_Kelly]

Relationships are like batteries, they have a positive &amp a negative side. And you end up whacking your remote instead of changing them.