Michael Kelley

Bleeding 🍊 and searching for the humor in everything else. Vote.

[Michael Kelley @M53k]

Wait til the judge finds out what happens to people that play football

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Judge rules that Sorsby would "suffer a probable, imminent and irreparable injury."

[Michael Kelley @M53k]

More dancing than he did in the “Lean Back” music video

[Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz @LeBatardShow]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Michael Kelley @M53k]

Giants and Jets fans better keep their yaps shut about this

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The Bears’ Board of Directors voted Thursday to advance the stadium development in Hammond, Indiana, with the exact to be selected. This is this first time that the Bears’ board has voted on any stadium site.

As one source said, “There is more work to do but barring anything very strange, it’s a done deal.”

[Michael Kelley @M53k]

Math isn’t hard.

(15+15+42+42+69+69+84+84) x 1,000 =420,000 ft

420,000 / 5,280 =79.545 mi

79.545 / 26.2 =3.0361 marathons

Your point would’ve held just as much water if you’d said Cruz had to run just over 3 marathons.

[Jim Root @2ndChancePoints]

1000 suicides is just short of 100 miles on an 84-foot court (with a ton of changing directions). That's lunacy. I always think about this when Coach Carter comes up.

Hey son go run 4 marathons, and then maybe you can operate a ball screen for me, if your body doesn't decompose

[Michael Kelley @M53k]

Looks like Texas Tech has found the QB they will poach

[Andrew Jones @AJTarHeel247]

UNC transfer QB Taron Dickens will not enroll at UNC, multiple sources have confirmed to TarHeel247...

https://t.co/OVzbLJuedi

[Matt Hayes @MattHayesCFB]

Source: Pete Golding tells NCAA: Go after me, and I’ll expose the system.
https://t.co/RmkIclHN5a

[Michael Kelley @M53k]

I’m guessing the boycott for most people would last until September 13th

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

CBS canceled Stephen Colbert to appease Trump.

Now a growing movement across the United States is calling for a boycott of CBS.

Do you support it? #BoycottCBS

[Michael Kelley @M53k]

So dumb

[Michael Kelley @M53k]

So careless

[College Football Campus Tour @cfbcampustour]

Syracuse football pre-JMA Wireless Dome

🏟️ Archbold Stadium - Syracuse, NY 🏟️

Home of the 🍊 from 1907 to 1978

[Michael Kelley @M53k]

It’s like he never gets tired

[TNT Sports @tntsports]

Since October 2023, Jannik Sinner has more titles than losses 😱

20 titles, 16 defeats 🙌

[Michael Kelley @M53k]

@LeBatardShow

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Meet the “Squatter Hunter.”

His real name is Flash Shelton, and he’s gained national attention for an unconventional, and highly effective, method of dealing with squatters: he moves into the occupied homes himself and makes the squatters’ lives so miserable that they eventually leave.

It all started when squatters took over his mother’s house in Northern California. Tired of waiting for the slow legal eviction process, Shelton decided to move in and turn the tables. His strategy worked.

To protect himself legally, property owners sign a lease granting him the right to occupy the home. Once inside, he uses simple but relentless tactics, blasting music, taking over shared spaces, eating their food, and generally disrupting their daily comfort. He also wears tactical gear and carries non-lethal self-defense tools like pepper spray and a stun gun for protection.

Thanks to his bold approach, Shelton has successfully helped return multiple properties to their rightful owners.

[Michael Kelley @M53k]

@javonedmonds45 “Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” Notre Dame (along with Penn State) killed Big East football, and the ACC grabbed the torch and are allowing the same thing to happen to them.

[Michael Kelley @M53k]

@BrianHiggins315 It SU loses this game, there might be some awkward conversations that need to happen.

[Michael Kelley @M53k]

@wwecuse But let’s be clear about one thing. If Adrian Autry and his staff had made this roster, EVERYONE would be losing their minds.

[The Obama Foundation @ObamaFoundation]

May the Fourth be with YOU, from the Obama Presidential Center.

Opening June 19. @BarackObama @MarkHamill

[Michael Kelley @M53k]

@billygil

[Matt Gelb @MattGelb]

The Phillies have fired manager Rob Thomson, sources told The Athletic. Don Mattingly will be interim manager.

[CFBTalkDaily @CFBTalkDaily]

I can’t wait to watch Steve Angeli this fall

He was the best passer in the country last year leading up to his injury

Syracuse football goes as far as his arm takes them in 2026

[Michael Kelley @M53k]

So how is this different than the insider trading done by all politicians, their friends & their families?

[Jim Sciutto @jimsciutto]

Breaking: A US special forces soldier involved in the capture of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro was arrested for allegedly betting on that operation, netting him $400,000 in profits, according to a person familiar with the matter. -@cnn https://t.co/bw3q7ERbJf

[Michael Kelley @M53k]

@OrangeCuseFB This is what it would be like if the NFL and NBA didn’t have salary caps