id like to formally declare war against Harry Ramsden & all Hake to ever live
my insides mourn those sunny days of friendship & love, now all i know are those four walls that house the ceramic throne
a cheesy garlic naan would never do this to me…
in this life i have one purpose and one purpose only, destabilise the rail industry at whatever cost,
to those whose who seek to fine me on that journey, you only make the raging fire within me burn brighter than the sun that warms your skin.
fuck you @thetrainline 🖕🖕🖕🖕
christmas is cancelled, there will be no presents under your carriage this year,
its a new year soon and hopefully a new you, sort your shit out, you silly little sausages, not even your apologies could wipe the tears of disdain from my eye.
I’m well respected in the bug community, but unfortunately bugs don’t live very long so in a month or two I’ll have to earn the bug community’s respect again