M I C H

I’m unapologetically a lunch girl || she/her

[just a @F466OT]

Music Fashion Film didn’t completely click until I listened to it in full on public transportation. You have to be looking at other people

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Sorry baby, mommy can never own a home because she would buy 65 touch tunes credits every time she had 2 drinks in her

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

"let me ask chat gpt"
me:

[Misha @mishapathy]

Why didn't anyone tell me the meaning of life is going to the cinema as often as possible, taking walks even in winter, dancing at minimum ten hours each weekend, and reading at the café late at night. Things could've been simpler so much sooner.

[r✩ @elizl0r]

when a woman smokes it's because she has a troubled past and a kind soul but when a man smokes it's because he's a loser with no self discipline

[esahc @49eerfc]

i am getting fucking GAYER and HOTTER and FUNNIER and HAPPIER this year

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

a walkable city and my best friends

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.

[kenza @mstowe_]

they gave her a platform and she came prepared with the stats i’m crying

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

the worm in rfk jr’s brain driving to his first day at the new job

[Ted Cutezynski @shrugdeaIer]

I LOVE VACCINES, AUTISM, ABORTIONS, HOMOSEXUALS, SEX/GENDER CHANGES AND CRIME.

[𝐹𝓊𝒿𝑜𝓈𝒽𝒾 𝓈𝓊𝓂𝓂𝑒𝓇 @BunnySlop]

there is nothing more beautiful than a gorgoues woman who loves taco bell

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Maybe U gained an hour of sleep ok I gained an hour of phone time before bed

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

You try opening a garbage truck door in shoe lifts and a girdle while you’re high AF wearing Depends and balancing a dead ferret on your head dressed like a ginger bread man picking up some baggage handler shifts. Sh*t aint easy, y’all. Vote Blue.

[anj @bxnksii]

so how am i supposed to take my evenings walks when it’s pitch black by 5pm

[Danielle ☁️ @folksyswift]

Highkey love women who use a lot of explanation points in their work emails. Like yes ma’am let me know you’re friendly and a little anxious!

[leon alpuche @skyferrori]

gay church

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.