Miranda

no game no swag

[Miranda @M983000]

watching my mom become a grandmother, she is made more beautiful and youthful than ever

[Miranda @M983000]

his reaction seems more perfectly reasonable to me

[Mr. Christopher @iamalmostlegend]

Man crawls through his phobia of heights to get a view of the Atlantic Ocean from the edge of a cliff. 😅

[Miranda @M983000]

no cloth diapering before i’ve had my coffee

[dl stud @pistoIwhips]

Everyday in September U wake up in a cold sweat like omfg who’s birthday is it

[Miranda @M983000]

@prairie_posie My baby had a severe tongue and lip tie, but even after they were released it took several weeks of “practice” before the pain lessened. Their mouths are really so small, and if they have a tongue tie then they have to relearn how to suck after having it released!

[Miranda @M983000]

why can’t i tell the difference between the footsteps of my cat and my 6’3” fiance walking around the house…..

[Miranda @M983000]

nipple nap

[Miranda @M983000]

awake at 3am with baby, listening to the sounds of an obese raccoon on the roof 🧚‍♀️

[Miranda @M983000]

my baby just slept for 5 hours 🫪❗️⭐️😭💕🧚‍♀️💪🤓🥰

[сиера ❤️‍🔥 @mrscaew]

Art is the pinnacle of excellence in any field; to think otherwise is to be castrated by the spiritual-death philosophy of rationalism

[Miranda @M983000]

@mrscaew how! i’ve been trying to rid my algorithm of stressful newborn content ever since my baby was born

[Miranda @M983000]

my facebook marketplace algorithm is fucked because i cannot stop myself from clicking on listings like “HUMAN HAIR VIRGIN”

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The glorification of Mary, body and soul, teaches us that our true beauty does not lie in hiding the signs of aging, but in revealing the signs of love that never end, and are even impressed on our flesh (cf. 1 Cor 13:8).

[Miranda @M983000]

it’s like… i know nothing… yet i know my baby better than anyone - - and each day is completely unexpected and there’s no way of knowing how i’ll feel.. and every judgement i’ve ever made about parenthood has evaporated in the wake of baby

[Miranda @M983000]

motherhood is the most humbling experience

[Miranda @M983000]

motherhood is the most humbling experience

[Miranda @M983000]

can’t wait to get a kitten when my daughter is older

[Miranda @M983000]

the baby un-marie-kondo’d my life

[Miranda @M983000]

i’d rather die than do a puzzle