General Malaise 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 ΘΔ

Mallory or Mal, 26, It/She/They | Poly & Sapphic | I'm like if a dog was average at Smash Melee | Minors DNI | 🔞 Private: @Ma1aisePriv

[General Malaise 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 ΘΔ @MA1AISE]

at least i'm cunting

[General Malaise 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 ΘΔ @MA1AISE]

on paper everything in my love life is going great. i have a gorgeous, well-adjusted girlfriend, and her friends like me and i like her friends, and i have friends of my own, and i've got other people i'm flirting with. but i still feel so scared and frustrated and sad... buh...

[General Malaise 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 ΘΔ @MA1AISE]

the wok mind virus ....

[General Malaise 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 ΘΔ @MA1AISE]

plappington bear

[General Malaise 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 ΘΔ @MA1AISE]

if a street scammer tries talking to you and your girlfriend, and she actually stops to listen to them, is it ethical to cross the street without her to protect your chain?

[General Malaise 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 ΘΔ @MA1AISE]

unfortunately being poly does make it easier to just ghost people

[General Malaise 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 ΘΔ @MA1AISE]

already being in a pissy mood and then getting ragebaited #nothingbetter

[General Malaise 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 ΘΔ @MA1AISE]

taking my pants off with my heavy ass chain belt like rock lee taking off the training weights

[General Malaise 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 ΘΔ @MA1AISE]

@FR0TTAGEC0RE laughed but -2

[General Malaise 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 ΘΔ @MA1AISE]

discourse this discourse that meanwhile i'm over here fucking up a burger from five guys

[General Malaise 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 ΘΔ @MA1AISE]

@Snukkems_Art the issue is no commas. "showed me, leaned over counter, waiting on her, chin in hand, leg kicked up, giggling, on camera" would be better, although i would recommend "showed me on camera, leaning over the counter while waiting on her, chin in my hand, leg kicked up and giggling"

[General Malaise 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 ΘΔ @MA1AISE]

i think my mom's dog is going to have to get put down soon... :(

[General Malaise 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 ΘΔ @MA1AISE]

building a cctv camcorder so i can take dead wife videos of my girlfriend on our halloween road trip

[General Malaise 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 ΘΔ @MA1AISE]

every band/artist this person's shown me has been so good?? i may fall in love

[General Malaise 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 ΘΔ @MA1AISE]

i'm kinda glad i sort of speedran all the babytrans shit. i feel i'm relatively well adjusted now

[General Malaise 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 ΘΔ @MA1AISE]

@livelivid what about norm cox, inventor of the hamburger menu icon?

[General Malaise 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 ΘΔ @MA1AISE]

wait shit i forgot i have a concert on november 1st and i agreed to a road trip for halloween

[General Malaise 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 ΘΔ @MA1AISE]

I feel that I've experienced too much death in my life. How many does the average person experience by 26? I think I'm at 10...

[Bottling Sunshine @BottlngSunshine]

Bitch, that’s you…

[General Malaise 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 ΘΔ @MA1AISE]

so no one at work was going to tell me that my coworker died 10 days ago?🧍‍♀️

[General Malaise 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 ΘΔ @MA1AISE]

i don't think i'm really a human, or at least i'm not supposed to be... i really like humans though. i wish i could just observe them without having to have a body of my own...