Matt

Happy. Atheist stoic... I don’t tweet much. I love the unusual, the clever, and the surreal.

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Wear and tear on the roads must surely be taxed by weight and size if the current range of #EV is getting ever larger.

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#usap

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@elonmusk Did you get to Davos this year?

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@UKMeteorNetwork Sure I saw this as I drove to work, beautifu bright green with a purple hue.

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@Waterstones I'm having trouble pre ordering Jamie Oliver new book, the website won't except my email address. Is there anything you can do?

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If we've come to the point where you choose to hack a Tamagotchi.....your missing the point. #tamagotchi

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Police : Have Kurt Zouma prosecuted for animal cruelty. - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/clCZnG1aje via @UKChange

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Sent this to my daughter who's just started uni. Maybe I'm a little late but I'm here.

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I had a sausage roll for breakfast.....don't judge I'm tired.

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@EastleighMuseum hi I have one of these, used for designing locos etc on from Eastleigh. I don't know too much about it but would it be something you would be interested in having?

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@theJeremyVine @urbanpantrycafe @HanifKhan_1 @HounslowCycling @London_Cycling @LBofHounslow @w4devonshirerd @BetterChiswick @ChiswickHighRd @ChiswickW4 @TheChiswickCal @kareninagarden So short sighted. I'm sure the benefits of having this closed like other roads around the country are beneficial to small businesses and we need that right now.

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This riding lark is like magic, can't feel my legs, but can feel my heart again. #ride

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@RoyalMailHelp ahh I've just put a letter into the post box without a stamp on. It's to the DVLA will it get delivered if I pay online instead?

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@Only9built Bottom was my first car 🥰

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#Magiceye posters, did they actually work? Or was it a marketing trick by #Athena to keep more of us in the shop? 😆 Also where can I buy them now?!

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Anyone else been #Awake since 5am because their kids think it's 6am or is it just me? 😂 #clocksgoback

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@emerald1910 Hello Edmund, you're not alone. 👍🏻 Here's a pic of our local woods the sun light was amazing.☀️

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@RealMattLucas partly dressed as a creme egg has made my day 😆

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@absolutelywild That's amazing, don't think I've ever seen that

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Is there anything as good as just watching the #rain ? Just because.