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Sexual orientation: cheese

[mack @MACKKaveli]

I don't care how much a dude can squat or bench. How many donuts can he eat in a minute?

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@marievandyyy @BlundstoneUS I’ll get you a pair if @BlundstoneUS decides to sponsor Einstein and I.

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Can’t help but think that @BlundstoneUS used us as their inspiration for their latest ad campaign.

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@Nats_Cat @BlundstoneUS I second this.

[Aaron Litherland @Flyin13Hawaiian]

Rt for 2000 Grinch- Fav for 2018 Grinch

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@Nats_Cat @Starbucks Duh

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@Nats_Cat @Starbucks Yo THEY HAVE EGGNOG

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@Brandon_Creezy It sucks but it’s worth it

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@radams62 @MensHumor Tell your lover to be better

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@__hannah_yo All I know is my birth stone is purple. I’m the worst.

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if one of you horoscope obsessed people could explain what it means if you’re bday is between two of them means that would be GREAT

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@keidihang @Brandon_Creezy I think if you love your home life you appreciate vacation more because you don’t dread going home at the end

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Update: Einstein picked ice cream.

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“Should I eat ice cream or drink an entire bottle of wine.” - me, about 7 seconds ago.

I’m really good at this whole healthy adulting thing

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PSA on behalf of all of your concert going friends who are below average height: my head is not your fucking armrest.

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@AdamSuttonGBR I mean i moved across the country but okay

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@radams62 @CoxComm Remember when @coxcomm changed our bill every month for a year (anywhere from $20-$115) and it was somehow our fault

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I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that I’m a grown ass adult playing Edward 40 hands or that the 16 yr old cashier asked me if it was a video game reference

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My new administrator told me she had a fridge of emergency cheese. I’m home.