CROW

parody/rp - 🔞/mun is 20+

[CROW @MADCAWING]

crow kuruwaba rp account #GGRP #GGSTRP

-verse flexible
-loose w characterization, lots of headcanon
-NSFW and dark jokes/themes but no ERP on tl. minors will be blocked
-multiship/polyam muse
-selective follows/interactions

RT=ok!

[CROW @MADCAWING]

You don’t understand. It’s like cuteness aggression or something. Don’t mother hamsters eat their babies when they come out wrong? Like that.

[CROW @MADCAWING]

STUPID SCRAP METAL!!! I’LL MELT YOU DOWN AND BUILD YOU AGAIN!!

[CROW @MADCAWING]

mmy robot

[CROW @MADCAWING]

Oh! You wound me. What a helicopter grandparent! It’s just a little experiment.

[JUSTICE REBORN @REBORNHERALD]

Do not call me that. And stay away from my granddaughter.

[CROW @MADCAWING]

HELLO DARLING! You heard me. Robo-Unika! My newest creation!

[JUSTICE REBORN @REBORNHERALD]

Robo what-

[CROW @MADCAWING]

(the justice clone…
…hovers ominously!)

[CROW @MADCAWING]

Alright.
(cue a justice clone.)
Fight this! JJJJJUUUUSSSTTIIIICE!!!

[𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙎𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙚'𝙨 𝙁𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣 𝘽𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙 @MARCHOFSHOCK]

ㅤ
ㅤOkay!💙 Yay!💙
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[CROW @MADCAWING]

Hi! Mind if I collect some data samples?

[CROW @MADCAWING]

Robo-Unika is— (COUGH) Going WELL!

[CROW @MADCAWING]

(COUGHING) (EMERGING WITH A BURST OF BLACK THICK SMOKE FROM LAB)

[CROW @MADCAWING]

Ahh, I stunned you to speechlessness, eh? With my talents and good looks?

[DOCTOR DO - GOOD! @GOlNGMYWAY]

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@MADCAWING
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[CROW @MADCAWING]

I’m like if a bird was retired. But also still making robots.

[CROW @MADCAWING]

I’m like retired. Or something.

[CROW @MADCAWING]

Not my business.

[CROW @MADCAWING]

Heard PWAB. Not concerned.

[CROW @MADCAWING]

Robo-Ky can do whatever he wants I don’t miss him. Not even remotely.
…
(turning to bang fist on a counter.)
NOT EVEN A LETTER!!!!

[CROW @MADCAWING]

Whatever. Doesn’t matter.
(smokes all of a blunt in one hit. horrible hacking cough.)
It doesn’t matter I’m fine with it.

[CROW @MADCAWING]

Fuck Robo-Ky. Seriously. What a dipshit.

[CROW @MADCAWING]

…For some reason it felt like someone was talking about my beautiful robot and I needed to be involved.

[CROW @MADCAWING]

(disgusting wet sneeze.)