madi collins

hii :)

[madi collins @MADICOLLINSXO]

are vegans allowed to swallow when they suck dick
(genuine question)

[madi collins @MADICOLLINSXO]

@0xorenx not to mention- SUCH a nice guy 🙌🏼

[madi collins @MADICOLLINSXO]

god i loveee being easy mwhahaaha

[madi collins @MADICOLLINSXO]

one like and ill go take nudes in the bathroom of this airplane rn

[madi collins @MADICOLLINSXO]

@DancesWithLeos lmaoo ilysm😭👏🏼👏🏼 real

[madi collins @MADICOLLINSXO]

just had car sex & cleaned up the creampie using a beanie so………..
i think that means it’s officially sweater weather!!
happy fall y’all !!! 🍂

[madi collins @MADICOLLINSXO]

@JinnLYNX7 don’t start something there’s no way you’d be able to finish in longer than 10min

[madi collins @MADICOLLINSXO]

one like and ill go take nudes in the bathroom of this airplane rn

[madi collins @MADICOLLINSXO]

@JinnLYNX7 just look up bro i’m around

[madi collins @MADICOLLINSXO]

okay fiiine you convinced me ughhh
😇

[madi collins @MADICOLLINSXO]

@mars_mansion i keep my house an iglooooo mwhahahaha

[madi collins @MADICOLLINSXO]

anytime a guy says he’s cold i say “you know where’s not cold? inside of me” and it’s gotten me laid a surprising amount of times

[madi collins @MADICOLLINSXO]

@XXXTBC15 sluuuuut !

[madi collins @MADICOLLINSXO]

@electric528 sounds like you’re cold but they’re frigid lol

also i have no problem w ugly dudes bc i have rly cute toes so i can just cover their face with my cuteness if the ugly somehow distracts me more than their giant dick being inside of me

[madi collins @MADICOLLINSXO]

i’m likee sooooooo wet rn 😜

[madi collins @MADICOLLINSXO]

out today 🍎
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@tushy_com @VIXEN @AshbyWinterX

[madi collins @MADICOLLINSXO]

you’ll neverrrrr guess what happens next.. (;

@tushy_com
https://t.co/9QF7V1oKdb

[madi collins @MADICOLLINSXO]

@EagleOluwadare7 i guess it’s my tri-annual tradition at this point 😂🙌🏼

[madi collins @MADICOLLINSXO]

LMAOOOO
and i’ll do it again!!!!!

(i’ve gone back twice since, so fun)

[Sheepy @0xSheepy]

She got g*ngb*nged by a room full of strangers in a movie theater. She didn’t plan it. She didn’t know any of them. She walked in as one man’s date on Valentine’s Eve, and by the time the lights were still off, random men were lining up behind her with condoms they just bought from the lobby. She rode one, stroked the rest, and told the guy underneath her: “You’re gonna have a little bastard movie theater baby.”

Her name is Maddie Collins. A few years before that theater, she was a preschool teacher in Arizona. Then a dental assistant. Then a stripper doing pole tricks at Christy’s Cabaret in Scottsdale. One night during Covid she decided that if the world was ending, she might as well try everything. She joined the industry the next week and never went back to a real job.

In the video below she describes that Valentine’s Eve the way a bartender would explain a weird Tuesday shift. No drama. No shame. Just logistics.

Here’s what happened. A guy she was hooking up with asked if she wanted to “go somewhere fun.” She asked if it was legal. He said yes. She says it did not feel like it.

They walked into the theater. Two rules on the wall: no smoking, no cash exchange. That was it. Everything else was fair game.

She started riding him in the seat. Other men noticed. They walked to the lobby, bought condoms, and came back. She describes their d*cks as “cute.” She says “really small.” She laughs.

Not one of the strangers finished. She calls herself their “fever dream” and says she left that room like a “guardian angel.”

The only man who came was the one underneath her. And she made it happen with five words: “I’m not on birth control.”

She went home. She took a Plan B. She calls the guy her “Plan B baby daddy” and says sometimes she just gambles.

A preschool teacher turned p*rn star just described an accidental g*ngb*ng with strangers in a public theater and her only disappointment was that none of them were big enough.

Is that confidence, or the kind of story that only sounds fun because she’s the one telling it?

[madi collins @MADICOLLINSXO]

dude i was with told everyone to cum on my face so def got some sticky hair in the process of that visit but yeah i felt a trickle on my leg from the guy after he tried slapping me so i palmed dudes dick to push him back and my intuition was right it was 1200% not cum LMAOO, can’t be mad tho alls fair in love and war but i needed a quick baby wipe bath asap after that one

[John Smith @Whtboi4BNWO]

That's the kind of woman you marry for real

[madi collins @MADICOLLINSXO]

@EagleOluwadare7 it was a couple weeks ago like RIIIIGHT before halloween and def a more aggressive crowd, there was a guy i wouldn’t let cum bc he was being rough so he peed on me i was NOT having it ��😭😂😂😂😂 so me and dude left and just fucked in the car outside the theater windows down