birdfan2020

recently came out of twitter retirement

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Is pussy a complete protein

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Was on a hike thinking about how if I were attacked I could twist my storytelling when speaking to news reporters to get a free Arc’teryx out of the whole ordeal

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Need to dress as mark carney and Hudson Williams for Halloween

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Vague posting on Strava

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Opening Pokémon go to see if he broke no contact by sending me a gift

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Something about being violently hungover always leads me to deep clean the bathroom and get high on fumes

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Kid on the bus has a flip phone. World is healing

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Fuck you lane W

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If I were these people I would’ve rage quit long ago. Ratio is so bad

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My eggs are getting soft boiled in here hashtag biological clock

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In da bath getting high on mustard gas (cleaned the bathroom)

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First tweet I saw in 2026

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Biggest flex in 2025 was becoming Google earth famous with my old car

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@bonesqueezer AI can’t replace me

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@bonesqueezer Gravity pulls ur boogers down ur throat and into ur belly all day but when you’re laying down it goes into ur nose instead and then it just sits there and dries up while you breathe all night :)

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@bonesqueezer Gravity

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Emotionally numbing by playing scrabble go with 7 randomly assigned middle aged women

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Christmas Eve is for getting drunk and road raging at 11 year olds on Mario kart

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Four horsemen of the apocalypse are drugs, life paths, love languages, and shit

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@2005hondaccord So happy to be here!

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Mommy’s back