Melissa Dangora

hairdresser, cat lover, wife, hype woman.

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@Apple bring back the clamshell iBook but with modern software. TYIA from a millennial that always wanted one but never did.

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Treat yo’self 2024 (by saving money)

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@nessifyanasty

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I don’t think people realize how mentally debilitating being a hairstylist is. Not only do you have to be “on” all the time but when someone isn’t happy it eats at my brain and anxiety for at least 6 months. I’ve been doing this for almost 13 years and I’m ready 🏳️

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I cried a lot today.

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@Mr_Gangis_World Let’s see how long I can go!!!!

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I haven’t cried yet this year and that’s HUGE for me.

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I’m actually 30. Not 22. #aginglikefinewine

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Recently I’ve had a lot of new clients at work due to my coworker being on maternity leave. So far all of them think I’m 22 years old. Kristen made me start a new skincare regimen so I’m blaming it on the retinol I’ve used 2 times.

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Rereading all my old tweets and I gotta admit, I’m kinda funny sometimes.

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Scrolling through my old pictures on my phone and I still can’t get over how this gif looks just like me and Kristen

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2022 is the year for me to FUCKING SLAY the game of life. Thank you.

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@raging_heart_on No thank you.

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I’ve been in therapy for 3 weeks now. When do you start to feel normal?

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@jryan_iv Yes you do!!!

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@jryan_iv Hiiiiii I’m right here!

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A happy wife really is a happy life.

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@michferola But like… how do you even button your jeans??? How do you wipe????!?!?!