M.

[M. @MAFID0N]

🐐 x 🐐

[M. @MAFID0N]

@PuppeteerXvii That’s his name, no? 😂

[M. @MAFID0N]

Nah, football is well and truly finished.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester City verbal proposal to Nottingham Forest for Elliot Anderson was worth £106m + add-ons, taking it above £120m. #NFFC want British record fee guaranteed, not after bonuses. No fresh talks with #MCFC over 23yo England midfielder @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/DdanEQcqnz

[M. @MAFID0N]

Who be this he is hmrc guy ffs.

[M. @MAFID0N]

He’s insuring a Boeing 747.

[kūfi @kufii_]

Getting quoted nearly £3.5k with a black box and £9.7k without one is insanity. This country is actually a shithole 😹😹

[M. @MAFID0N]

Training from 9:30 to 16:30. My brain don clock out by 14:00, bro.

[M. @MAFID0N]

Fairs.

[Mel Zedong @MLVN__]

Here are Melly Mel’s World Cup Stock picks:
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INVEST NOW!!!

[Dapo 🇵🇹🇧🇷🇫🇷🇸🇳🧊 @Dxpo_]

In the spirit of the #FIFAWorldCup2026, I explain how teams will qualify under the new 48-team format.
https://t.co/BAbEcJmY5e

[M. @MAFID0N]

@dayo_abdul Farkkkk.

[M. @MAFID0N]

You’re a fool.

[Ayo-Elesho @Ayoelesho]

I once invited a girl over to my house, but before she started coming, I had to go out to urgently attend to something. I told her not to bother coming but she insisted that she would come and wait for me till I got back.

I agreed and told her where the key was. She got to my place and informed me on the phone. I went about my day and returned home after about two hours to the biggest shock of my life.

You wouldn't believe that this lady didn't even help me do some minor cleaning. She left the bed unmade the way I left it and sat on the couch waiting for me.

My room was not even dirty but I expected that she should have at least made the bed.

That was the last time I ever asked her to come around. She still asks me if she did anything wrong but I don’t know whether to tell her how I felt or if I'm the one overthinking the matter.

[M. @MAFID0N]

@Gbemiga__A Very unserious.

[M. @MAFID0N]

Peak Fargo.

[سكارف @Scarfalajme]

هذا المسلسل راح يصدمك بمستواه الاسطوري

[M. @MAFID0N]

Okay???

[𝗭𝗼𝗻𝗲 @twtbyzone]

Fans have spotted rick ross in the waiting area taking a commercial flight 😳

[M. @MAFID0N]

@TheAddlepate Eiii. 😭

[M. @MAFID0N]

@Bami_mave Yes, it’s exactly what the club should do. Offer him a one year extension. Clean slate under a new manager. If it doesn’t work out, he can leave and the club will still get a considerable sum for him. If he kicks on, they offer him a long term contract. Win-win.

[M. @MAFID0N]

Club is looking cooked, but the fact that he has just 12 months left on his contract doesn’t help.

An ideal scenario would be to provide him with some sort of assurance while he signs a year extension with next season in mind, but the current climate won’t help to convince him.

[Anfield @Bami_mave]

The way Liverpool are handling this Jones stuff is so disrespectful.

Jones? £30m? He must have really fought someone in the club?

I can't see much better upgrade on him in the market.

[M. @MAFID0N]

Imagine having Bradley who is perpetually unavailable, Frimpong who we’re not sure about yet, and then this guy. Slot wanted to take my life. 😭😭😭😭

[𝐌𝐬𝐧_𝐒𝐢𝐬🦅🇹🇷 @Msn_sis0]

La performance de Dumfries hier face à l’Ouzbékistan 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[M. @MAFID0N]

@7salmy Hold your iron kondem, boss.

[M. @MAFID0N]

It’s so, so good. There’s something really comforting about it as well. A supreme rewatch film.

[The Associated Press @AP]

Ten years later, the cult of ‘The Nice Guys’ keeps growing https://t.co/H24JWlzhV0

[M. @MAFID0N]

@FiyinfoLou I don’t go that far, but maybe I should.