𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 .ᐟ

[🍉 @y2kists]

what was he even on about

[𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 .ᐟ @MAGNETlCSHlFT]

happy late lesbian day to everyone except my 🅱️itch sister

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is International Lesbian Day.

[𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 .ᐟ @MAGNETlCSHlFT]

WHERE AM I

[𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 .ᐟ @MAGNETlCSHlFT]

miranda made me eat cement when i was a kid

[𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 .ᐟ @MAGNETlCSHlFT]

/ and with this i go to bed, because i have work in the morning. thank you for an awesome first day :3

[𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 .ᐟ @MAGNETlCSHlFT]

🅱️itch

[𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 .ᐟ @MAGNETlCSHlFT]

/ i’ve been made aware that he’s less misogynistic and more misanthropic (same bro) but still 😭

[𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 .ᐟ @MAGNETlCSHlFT]

/ i hope yall know this is how i look every time i have to refer to my beautiful queen lady dimitrescu as a bitch in character

i hate doing it but its so important to his character bc of how he says it …

[𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 .ᐟ @MAGNETlCSHlFT]

@wolfdogsguilt i know. huge, isn’t it.

[𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 .ᐟ @MAGNETlCSHlFT]

deleted a dick pic and got back 12 kb of storage

[𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 .ᐟ @MAGNETlCSHlFT]

( SCREAMING. GLASS SHATTERING. OMINOUS CHAINSAW SOUNDS. )

coughsexcuseme. there. feeling all better now.

[Donna Beneviento @DOLLIMPERIUM]

[ INHALE. Making her way over. ]

Can you /please/ keep it down?

[𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 .ᐟ @MAGNETlCSHlFT]

DONT START RETCHING YOU DIMWIT! WHEN YOU START, I —

( gagging. eughhh. )

IMGONNAFUCKINGETYOUISWEAR

[S. “Big Fish” Moreau @MOREAUSCLINIC]

STOP YELLING AAAT ME, YOU’RE GOING TO MMAKE ME— HRK—

[𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 .ᐟ @MAGNETlCSHlFT]

@wolfdogsguilt you said “i”

[𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 .ᐟ @MAGNETlCSHlFT]

@wolfdogsguilt you

[𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 .ᐟ @MAGNETlCSHlFT]

maybe you want to do this yourself, then. don’t even know why i bothered offering help!

[█▓▒𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃█▓▒ @CaptainPvnch]

Careful.
I’ve crushed boulders with my bare fists before. Just imagine what I could do to your skull.

[𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 .ᐟ @MAGNETlCSHlFT]

i’m proud of all my creations

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( checks hand )

storm.

[𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 .ᐟ @MAGNETlCSHlFT]

/ how do we feel about ftm heisenberg

[𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 .ᐟ @MAGNETlCSHlFT]

you look like you know sports. consider : american football.

( mimicking holding a baby like a football, then punting said imaginary baby like a football at imaginary miranda )

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐄𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 ᵐᵘˢᵗ 𝓓𝑰͟𝑬͟.ᐟ @MOLDEATH]

oh yeah, sure, putting me through the Gauntlet of Everything Trying To Kill Me was super helpful. uh huh. do you even 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 how you would've tried to use rosemary, or were you just talking out of your ass? dummy.

[𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 .ᐟ @MAGNETlCSHlFT]

/ karl writing some ethan x karl bullshittt while ethan’s getting through the factory

[quinn 击 DIED AT MCR DETROIT @prorevgriefers]

absolute fucking peak

[𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐒 .ᐟ @MAGNETlCSHlFT]

i could try hitting you with my hammer

[█▓▒𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃█▓▒ @CaptainPvnch]

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“ Anyone know how to get a crick out of the neck ? Feels like I just got my ass kicked in my sleep or something … ”

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