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In a world where you can be anything, I chose to be myself | AVC ❤️

[MAGZ @MAGZ_Astrid]

My new years resolution this 2024 is strive harder to be financially stable to the point where I can just stay at home while still gaining income so I can spend more time with my family

[Shine✨ @its_shine2]

What men call “dirty talk” vs what women actually want to hear

Man’s version:
• “You’re so wet”
• “Take this d*ck”
• “Good girl” on repeat
• Talking about how tight she is

Woman’s version:

[Noora🌷 @Amma__tuuh]

MANAGER: “We’re letting you go.”

EMPLOYEE: “Today?”

MANAGER: “Today.”

EMPLOYEE: “Can I ask why?”

MANAGER: “Your performance has declined.”

EMPLOYEE: “I missed two deadlines.”

MANAGER: “Three.”

EMPLOYEE: “The third one was because I stayed late helping Sarah finish hers.”

MANAGER: “That doesn’t change the result.”

She stared at him for a few seconds.

Then she asked:

“Do you remember when you called me at 11:40 p.m. last December?”

MANAGER: “No.”

“You said the company would lose a major client if the presentation wasn't ready by morning.”

“Yes.”

“I finished it.”

“You did.”

“And you told me I saved the account.”

“I appreciated it.”

She nodded.

[MAGZ @MAGZ_Astrid]

@Devilaaron098 memories pre

[MAGZ @MAGZ_Astrid]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SA BESTFRIEND KO SA PUP :)))) TANG INA CONCERT PA TAYO! SANA MAKAKUHA NG 5S SA GENSHIN PRE.

Yes po nag-aral po kami habang kunwaring celebrate hahaha

[MAGZ @MAGZ_Astrid]

@Tectone I just woke up and I thought I had a stroke while reading this 🤣

[The Night Warrior @WarriorNight007]

@PostinClips Autism can be crazy cool sometimes

[kenny 🍉 kenesu.bsky @kenesu]

Aswang Hunters from the Philippines, hailing from Mindanao, Luzon and Visayas 🇵🇭
#KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #artph

[HALO @halosonhorns]

breaking & entering
1/6

[MAGZ @MAGZ_Astrid]

Almost there. So close to being financially stable. Gotta hustle harder to get a promotion for a better financial status💜

[Life of a MedTech @lifeofamedtech]

I'll get there.

[MAGZ @MAGZ_Astrid]

Just something that I wish you guys would do before you make fun of someone for your own entertainment

[MAGZ @MAGZ_Astrid]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[CallOfBoba 🧋Out Now in Early Access @CallOfBoba]

Hi Twitter,
Would you play this game?

[Inquirer @inquirerdotnet]

IT’S CONFIRMED: CHINESE WOMAN GUO HUA PING IS ALICE GUO

JUST IN: Senator Risa Hontiveros says embattled Bamban Mayor Alice Guo’s fingerprints matched with Chinese woman Guo Hua Ping.

“Indeed, the NBI has confirmed that the fingerprints of Mayor Alice Guo and Guo Hua Ping match. Ibig sabihin, they are the fingerprints of one & the same person,” says Hontiveros.

“This confirms what I have suspected all along. Pekeng Pilipino si "Mayor Alice" — or should I say, Guo Hua Ping. She is a Chinese national masquerading as Filipino citizen to facilitate crimes being committed by Pogo,” she adds. | @charieabarcaINQ

[Gacha Zone @Gacha_Zone]

Wuthering Waves Combat:

[MAGZ @MAGZ_Astrid]

Ano nga ba naman pake ko sayo? It's not like I care for you, no? Hay nako talaga

[🌸panda🌸 @navvyia]

🌸GIVEAWAY🌸

GUARANTEED ARCLECCHINO AND WEAPON

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Ends last week of phase 1 4.6
Good luck my lovely

[MAGZ @MAGZ_Astrid]

Nakakasama ka ng loob. Grabe