Marc Almeida-Geaves™

Dad of two. Man Utd fan. Gamer. Tech Enthusiast. NHS Pharmacy Manager

[Marc Almeida-Geaves™ @MAGeaves]

Stop the singing to Oasis after putting in a shit performance like that. Do it when you beat a big team. This is cringy as fuck

[Marc Almeida-Geaves™ @MAGeaves]

RT @MUFCScoop: Patrick Dorgu’s goal for Denmark against Ukraine.

WHAT A GOAL 🚀

#MUFC
https://t.co/3RwumHIgfs

[Premier League @premierleague]

Making an instant impact for his new club ❤️

@ManUtd’s goalkeeper Senne Lammens is @BarclaysFooty Transfer of the Season 🙌

[Dan @CfcDan_01]

🚨 Thierry Henry on Bruno Fernandes winning PFA Player of the season over Declain Rice:

“Look, some people aren’t gonna like this and I don’t care……..it needs saying.

Players like Luis Suárez, Gareth Bale, N’Golo Kanté, even Mohamed Salah in certain years, have won this award without reaching the level Bruno Fernandes is at right now in the Premier League.

He’s been absolutely outstanding. For me, he’s one of the most underappreciated players in this league…” Arsenal fans can hate all they won't but I don't care because I am not a hypocrite.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Goalscorer.
Assist provider.
Award winner.

Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🎙️ Mourinho on Pep vs Fergie:

“Why this question?

Pep worked with top players at Barcelona, Bayern, City.

Alex Ferguson built everything. From nothing. From East Stirlingshire to United. Still managed his country.

I wanted to succeed him. He chose someone else. It hurt. But the respect stays.

People talk about Pep. I faced him. I know the teams he had.

I know what Sir Alex built. Players who were not stars became warriors.

For me… it’s simple.”

[Drew 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @drewtheloon]

3 league titles won with Bayern Munich vs 3 league titles won with Aberdeen is not a comparison

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Throwing a headbutt towards another player: Yellow card.

Touching someone's ponytail: Off you go.

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

The recruitment has taken a battering at Manchester United over the last 10 years & rightly so….
But we need to shout out…
Ayden Heaven - £1m 😱
Still lots to learn but called upon once again & delivered!

[Marc Almeida-Geaves™ @MAGeaves]

Big result. Wasn’t pretty but 3 points is all that matters #GGMU

[Marc Almeida-Geaves™ @MAGeaves]

That’s how Cunha should have finished with that first chance rather than take a touch

[🆆🅸🅽🅺🆂 - Football Shirts @WinksFootball]

Four perfect World Cup shirts. Well done adidas.

[Marc Almeida-Geaves™ @MAGeaves]

Why do big companies such as @skytv treat their existing customers like crap? Have over 14years of loyalty with them and all they can offer is a few quid off my bill which they will put up in April anyway. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Guess I’ll be looking elsewhere

[Spectra @lospectra_]

WORLD CUP vs SUPER BOWL
GLOBAL VIEWERS COMPARISON (1986–2023)

🇲🇽 1986 World Cup — 1.1 B
🇺🇸 1987 Super Bowl XXI — 87 M

🇮🇹 1990 World Cup — 1.0 B
🇺🇸 1991 Super Bowl XXV — 79 M

🇺🇸 1994 World Cup — 1.0 B
🇺🇸 1995 Super Bowl XXIX — 84 M

🇫🇷 1998 World Cup — 1.2 B
🇺🇸 1999 Super Bowl XXXIII — 83 M

🇰🇷🇯🇵 2002 World Cup — 1.1 B
🇺🇸 2003 Super Bowl XXXVII — 89
M

🇩🇪 2006 World Cup — 715 M
🇺🇸 2007 Super Bowl XLI — 93 M

🇿🇦 2010 World Cup — 909 M
🇺🇸 2011 Super Bowl XLV — 111 M

🇧🇷 2014 World Cup — 1.01 B
🇺🇸 2015 Super Bowl XLIX — 114 M

🇷🇺 2018 World Cup — 1.12 B
🇺🇸 2019 Super Bowl LIII — 98 M

🇶🇦 2022 World Cup — 1.5 B
🇺🇸 2023 Super Bowl LVII — 115 M:

[Marc Almeida-Geaves™ @MAGeaves]

@currys Rowing machine

[United Arts 🔴⚪️⚫️ @UtdArts1]

🚨 WALLPAPER GIVEAWAY!!

🇾🇪 For the love, not the glory 🇾🇪

If you want this epic Matheus Cunha wallpaper, all you have to do is:

1) FOLLOW
2) RETWEET this post

Eaasy, ha? 😉

#MUFC #Rooney #ManchesterUnited

[Jenks✨ @JessTheWanted]

Yeah real fucking class ticket selection here for sidemen Charity match

[Marc Almeida-Geaves™ @MAGeaves]

@currys A knight of the seven kingdoms

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

🚨🚨Lisandro Martinez QUOTES to Paul Scholes and Nicky Butt mocking his size:

“I told him (Scholes) already, if he wants to say something to me, he can come to me wherever he wants. To my house, wherever.”

“And I respect the relations when they want to help the club because everyone can talk on the television but when you see [them] here face to face, no one says anything in your face. So for me, I don't really care what they say.”