The Argonauts

Grumpy husband, disgruntled poet, moody contrarian, evil stepfather, music fascist, troll. Jung, Peterson, Watts, Tame Impala.

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@funnydavidlucas Timmy no breaks! 🎤

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@W14437W @FlintDibble Correction: Amish barns are not made of two ton stone blocks. Barns are made with wood or sheet metal.

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@FlintDibble Is that really 300 tons? Or 30 tons? Or 3 tons? Maybe 300 million tons? Show me the data!

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@fakehistoryhunt @FlintDibble Correct, medieval peasants actually invented Old Spice. Few people understand that. But I do as I am a highly trained scentologist.

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@GovPritzker

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@billburr You must be in your underwear because I think they are doing a great job😏

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@krassenstein It’s snowing 😏

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@JohnOSullivan36 @SharonH61312434 @JoJoFromJerz It’s cute when a leftist brings up “tradition.” Even had to put it in quotes 🤣

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@JustinTrudeau They actually need water former Governor, but thanks for the offer 😏

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@JustinTrudeau Thank you former Governor of Canada 😏

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@ConservBlue2020 @GavinNewsom @realDonaldTrump Fire Newsom like he fired the Palisades 😏

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@peanutnewz @MELANIAJTRUMP The leader of the free world and the First Lady can play whatever song they feel like 🤷‍♂️

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@Jerryeden13 @JBThinkin Harris screwed him. The DNC screwed him. Hollywood screwed him. The Dems screwed him. He’s happy it all collapsed. It’s called schadenfreude. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Imagez1 @DefiantWorld When you meet the final Boss in KarenZone 😏

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@Liz_Cheney But her opponent is “a threat to democracy,”

But evidently not so much a threat that you wouldn’t work for him. 😏

[Ramble_Rants @ramble_rants]

MAGA, P.I. 🇺🇸

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@mmpadellan Your ex has buyer’s remorse. Have you paid your court ordered support this month?

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@deckape_1 Trolling naturally follows a weird lefty obsessed with his dinghy 😏

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@CarlitoMonolo @HeidiOCanada Are you also a flat earther?

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@FrankSowa1 Just in from the FBI: You’re a liar. This was a 223/5.56 projectile, not a howitzer.

Also, this would be “terminal ballistics” and there is no test for that.