unhinged fairy

i wanna be a cowboy baby

[unhinged fairy @MAILIBU92]

💌nice things💌

[unhinged fairy @MAILIBU92]

immortalising my drafts.. wondering who eugene and zach are

[unhinged fairy @MAILIBU92]

he's sexy though so it's okay (a draft relic that i have no context for)

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

here’s 4 questions i recommend asking on a first date to really get to know them better:

1) do you wear wigs?
2) have you worn wigs?
3) will you wear wigs?
4) when will you wear wigs?

[unhinged fairy @MAILIBU92]

@roobertboobert you take that back right now

[unhinged fairy @MAILIBU92]

world peace would be right around the corner if we brought back flash mobs

[unhinged fairy @MAILIBU92]

it's time i spoke out... i AM stubborn muffin top

[unhinged fairy @MAILIBU92]

@hexgxrlx bestie we both win if this happens

[unhinged fairy @MAILIBU92]

taking volunteers for this btw

[unhinged fairy @MAILIBU92]

most of the people in my book group are married... need to get myself wifed up asap so i can match

[unhinged fairy @MAILIBU92]

most of the people in my book group are married... need to get myself wifed up asap so i can match

[unhinged fairy @MAILIBU92]

my brain this evening is just making cartoon car noises for god knows what reason

[unhinged fairy @MAILIBU92]

when is it MY turn to be pookie wookie, you know?

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

when ur being mean to me this is who youre being mean to btw

[unhinged fairy @MAILIBU92]

just a little bit of soap, as a treat

[unhinged fairy @MAILIBU92]

need someone like this fr

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

she hasn’t texted me back in 30 minutes i have no purpose in life i’ve lost interest in all my hobbies i can’t sleep my whole body feels like im being stabbed my vision is blurry i can’t stop shaking im $2000 in debt my dog ran away im developing a cough

[unhinged fairy @MAILIBU92]

@EA bring back cause of death i'm BEGGING to play it again

[unhinged fairy @MAILIBU92]

there is nothing more lovely than holding hands with someone

[unhinged fairy @MAILIBU92]

@papilionicide sitting alone at home & screaming into a pillow or the mattress/duvet or whatever helps a lot!

[unhinged fairy @MAILIBU92]

@kaffydunks hinge men make me so unbelievably angry

[unhinged fairy @MAILIBU92]

michiel huisman my beloved