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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺
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[⎔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ⎔ @MAIMEDMALICE]

✘ Temporary pinned ✘

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⌑The Fourth Closet William
⌑N/SFW (Non lewd)
⌑Five Nights at Freddy's
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✘ #FNAFRP/#MVRP ✘

[⎔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ⎔ @MAIMEDMALICE]

that's it imma start posing blasphemously and spouting out monologues

[⎔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ⎔ @MAIMEDMALICE]

🍁 [his ass is buying a blueberry muffin from a damn vending machine???]

[⎔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ⎔ @MAIMEDMALICE]

★: imagine he sees val and starts sprinting away

[⎔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ⎔ @MAIMEDMALICE]

🍁 [BRO IS WAY TOO CONFIDENT TO BE OUT IN PUBLIC RN]

[⎔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ⎔ @MAIMEDMALICE]

🍁 [everyone having a shit day while this mf is just scratching off lottery tickets at the convenience store]

[⎔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ⎔ @MAIMEDMALICE]

★: imagine he walks past where val is staying one time bc he had to avoid police

[⎔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ⎔ @MAIMEDMALICE]

★: his ass lives in a motel and leaves the car at the mall when he can't afford gas

[⎔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ⎔ @MAIMEDMALICE]

🍁 [And her goes "dave" on his walk back to his motel, he's beyond lucky this part of town is quiet and he doesn't know how lucky yet]

[⎔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ⎔ @MAIMEDMALICE]

🍁 [he just finished his shift and he's leaning against a beat up car he recently purchased and taking a moment to light a cigarette]

[⎔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ⎔ @MAIMEDMALICE]

🍁 [they're not gonna find his ass, unless they look too close at a scrawny mf working security at an abandoned mall probably way off at the edge of town]

[⎔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ⎔ @MAIMEDMALICE]

*drunk

[⎔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ⎔ @MAIMEDMALICE]

🍁 if you don't come back I'll pull a Felix Kranken and receed my hairline while drink driving

[⎔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ⎔ @MAIMEDMALICE]

🍁 But how am I supposed to win you back?

I'm behaving 🥺

[⎔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ⎔ @MAIMEDMALICE]

🍁 it was uhm...

not serious...

slash lovingly I miss you

i want to live inside your skin 🥰

[⎔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ⎔ @MAIMEDMALICE]

🍁 dear Valentina,

I'm going to go bald and it's your fault 💜

still love you, please call me, I will tear you apart 🫶

-Love, "Dave Miller"

[⎔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ⎔ @MAIMEDMALICE]

🍁 What if I go bald

[⎔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ⎔ @MAIMEDMALICE]

★: gonna move dave era over here and just include 🍁 to specify he's before becoming the fourth closest weem

[⎔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ⎔ @MAIMEDMALICE]

i feel uncomfortable in my skin

[⎔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ⎔ @MAIMEDMALICE]

this is why I kiII kids for attention

[⎔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ⎔ @MAIMEDMALICE]

omg my wife

hey (with rizz)