mal

send dog pics

[c @caitlyntyler21]

take a shot every time someone you went to high school with posts “no matter who is president jesus is king” on their instagram story today

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[assley titsdale @asslytitsdale]

a grilled cheese cut diagonal and a forehead kiss would fix me

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

this is history

[hanalia⸆⸉ ia @evermoreguardan]

men are born to die in wars not complain all day about women and taylor swift

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

nothing more badass has ever happened in slow motion

[seamus casey crew 2 @spelunky_]

i love sha’carri bc not only is she the best runner in the world (yes, including usain bolt, their 100m dash times are less than 1 second apart & she is only 5’1” while he’s 6’5”) but she does it in fishnets & full glam with her hair down & nails done

[Beth @marybethgrace]

that’s glen powell

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

Americans in November

[grant🪐 @grantmeaglizzy]

i will be partying tomorrow but NOT in celebration of america

i will however be celebrating whoever tf invented the hotdog

[mal @MALLI_BOO_]

if you need me in the foreseeable future i’ll be watching BBC radio1 live covers

[𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 ✧･ﾟ🪲 @brattydeadite]

Unfriending someone isn't enough, I need the guitar hero crowd to boo at them

[mal @MALLI_BOO_]

i see noah kahan in less than 24 hours….how is this real life?

[mal @MALLI_BOO_]

6 months ago i ended my engagement. today i woke up in Venice and am more in love with my life than ever before.

i am doing everything i said i would.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

happy international women’s day! if you’re a man you owe me $5 and an apology

[mal @MALLI_BOO_]

dating your best friend and hype man looks like this 🥺

[Danilo @odedanilo]

Normalise shutting down conversations that involve hating on others